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[soeasysnakedoit]

SNAKE INFILTRATE INTERNET. WANT FIND PORN.

ONLY FIND TUBES. AND SPARKLES.

SNAKE NO UNDERSTAND. WHERE MYSTERIOUS FLOATING BOOK OF PORN?! SNAKE FIND PORN BOOK IN RUSSIA, WHY NO FIND PORN BOOK HERE. MAKE NO SENSE. RUSSIA SUCK.

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[soeasysnakedoit]

WHAT MAKE SENSE NOW, FLAT LADY?

[soeasysnakedoit]

FLAT LADY NOT PUNCH SNAKE... WITH GLASSES!

[quincyofawesome]

ASK LISA.

[soeasysnakedoit]

...

SNAKE NEED SAVE LISA?

[quincyofawesome]

...YES.

[soeasysnakedoit]

SNAKE HAS MISSION!

HEY DORK! WHERE LISA?

[reject_genetics]

DAD? HOW COME YOU'RE TALKING SO WEIRD? AND WHERE'S YOUR EYEPATCH?

[soeasysnakedoit]

SNAKE NO BABY DADDY. SMALL BLOND THING MISTAKEN.

SNAKE ALSO ONLY MOONLIGHT AS PIRATE. NOT ALWAYS HAVE EYEPATCH.

[reject_genetics]

BUT DAAAAAD, I'M LIQUID! YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SOLIDUS!

IF YOU'RE A PIRATE, HOW COME YOU NEVER SAID SO IN THE STORIES YOU TELL US?

[soeasysnakedoit]

SMALL BLOND THING. SNAKE NOT DADDY. SNAKE NOT TELL STORIES.

SNAKE NOT KNOW LIQUIDS OR SOLIDUSES.