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[nan_zi_han]

大家聽， LISTEN UP!

YOU ALL PATHETIC LITTLE GIRLS, SO IT TIME FOR YOU SHAPE UP! GET BABY SELVES HERE IF YOU THINK YOUR BALLS CAN HANDLE IT!

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[quincyofawesome]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE GIRLS?

[nan_zi_han]

YOU ALL! I SEE NO HONOR IN THIS PLACE, IT FULL OF WEAKLINGS! NO ONE WORTHY OF DEFEND GREAT MIDDLE KINGDOM!

[quincyofawesome]

I AGREE, THERE IS LITTLE HONOR IN THIS PLACE...

[nan_zi_han]

IT IS SHAMEFUL! HOW WE ARE SUPPOSE TO KEEP THE BARBARIAN AT BAY IF WE CANNOT EVEN FIGHT AS ONE ARMY?

[theirbabygirl]

NYAAH~?

[quincyofawesome]

MIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[theirbabygirl]

*POINTS* THE MAN SAID LITTLE GIRLS. *SMILES BRIGHTLY* I'M ONE NOW SO I THOUGHT I'D COME OVER AND SAY HI!

[quincyofawesome]

OH...

OH...!

HE DIDN'T MEAN ACTUAL LITTLE GIRLS, MIA. *SMILES SLIGHTLY TO HIDE HIS CONCERN*

[americasdick]

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY?

[nan_zi_han]

YOU DO NOT TELL ME CALM DOWN, WOMAN! WHY YOUR HAIR NOT BLACK AND YOUR EYES NOT SMALL? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

[americasdick]

UH, JUST DID THOUGH...
I'M FROM AMERICA.

[nan_zi_han]

YOU BETTER NOT SAY AGAIN OR I PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE!

...AMERICA? THAT NEAR VIETNAM?

[magical_surgeon]

*HERE, HAVE A MAN IN A MINISKIRT!*

WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE?

[nan_zi_han]

*HE GLANCES AT THE MINISKIRT, THEN BACK UP AT HIM.*

...OH WE HAVE LOTS OF WORK TO DO! THIS SO PATHETIC! YOU DISHONOR WHOLE MANLY RACE!

[magical_surgeon]

EXCUSE ME?

THIS IS MY UNIFORM! I AM A MAGICAL SURGEON!

[nan_zi_han]

YOU LITTLE FAIRY MAN MORE LIKE IT! HOW CAN I MAKE MAN OUT OF YOU? IT USELESS WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCE!

[bestredranger]

I TRAIN EVERY DAY, SO I DON'T GET WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

ALTHOUGH YOU'D LOOK LIKE ONE HELL OF A FIGHT. WHERE DO YOU TRAIN, MAN?

[nan_zi_han]

GOOD, YOU ALREADY MAN THEN. ALSO YOU WEAR GOOD, LUCKY RED COLOR SO YOU MUST BE ALRIGHT.

IN GREAT MIDDLE KINGDOM ARMY!