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desertoils in cowboyballet

OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN

Dec 02, 2009 23:25

[A girl sits on the edge of a nearby roof, staring vacantly into the crowds below. She is talking to what appears to be a staff of some kind in her hand and sounds displeased ( Read more... )

r: morph, a: menace, e: rally vincent, l: ral, l: kogami akira, e: tiffany aching

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forboobies December 3 2009, 06:48:28 UTC

[Whoah, who is this chick? He liked that free boob show a lot, thank you! brb, watching you.]

desertoils December 3 2009, 07:08:19 UTC

Hey, kid, you look lost. Go find your mom! Or did Airi show up with another surprise pregnancy? I don't know how she does it when all she hunts down are girls.

forboobies December 3 2009, 07:15:08 UTC

My mom's dead.

Hey, can I see your boobs again?

[I mean it when I say he looks entirely innocent when he says this.]

1/2 desertoils December 3 2009, 07:17:41 UTC

That's an excellent idea! I second this! Please, your majesty?

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parroter December 3 2009, 06:55:59 UTC

[isn't concerned with your boobs, but he likes your staff! floats around it, cooing appreciatively]

desertoils December 3 2009, 07:08:57 UTC

[Setra makes a goofy face and makes goofy blubbering tongue noises]

parroter December 3 2009, 07:10:50 UTC

[right back at ya! Morph, well, morphs into the staff and repeats the action]

1/2 desertoils December 3 2009, 07:12:22 UTC

H-Hey, your majesty, you might want to see this! This creature is imitating me!

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cz75edingly December 3 2009, 07:11:40 UTC

[Rally here totally got an eyeful. NOT BLUSHING IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.]

desertoils December 3 2009, 07:16:56 UTC

[A big :3 creeps across Menace's face. She makes a piece of paper appear with some hieroglyphics on it and puts it on your forehead.]

You're cute! Now give me an oil rub!

cz75edingly December 3 2009, 07:20:23 UTC

[...just. stares.]

You want me to what.

desertoils December 3 2009, 07:24:44 UTC

[Stares back, but mostly at the paper]

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING? It worked like a charm in Gainos.

[Giggles at her own joke. Charm working like a charm. Gotta remember that one. She pushes it on harder.]

Oil rub! Now!

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goodwithcheese December 3 2009, 07:13:46 UTC

[SUSPICIOUS. That's what you look. Tiffany's magic senses just went ping.]

Excuse me, but is your stick talking?

1/2 desertoils December 3 2009, 07:19:33 UTC

Yes I am, young miss, now would you be so kind as to take your top off? You look just a bit young, but that's okay, I won't tell!

2/2 desertoils December 3 2009, 07:20:21 UTC

Not now, Setra, we'll find someone better for you to look at. Unless, of course, she wants to be my slave! Then I don't see the problem~

goodwithcheese December 3 2009, 07:47:23 UTC

[Man, where are the Feegles when you need them. Bastards. Probably getting drunk somewhere and neglecting their kelda.]

Why would I want to do that?

adoribipolar December 3 2009, 07:47:10 UTC

Hey, lady. Letting your boobs hang out is not cool. I mean, unless you're an actual whore. Man, even the skankiest idols have more decency...