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[cowboy_newsie]

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call; as promised B)

[quackery]

[Your phone is ringing with the intensity of a thousand suns, Jack.]

call;

[quackery]

Well, I feel happy like normal! I don't think I'd be very good at selling papers, though. Was David good at it?

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

He's always good at it. And course you would, you're tiny and cute. Everybody'd feel bad for you.

call;

[quackery]

I'm not tiny! Not tiny at all, Jack. Anyways, that's not a very nice way to get people to do things for you, is it?

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

You're very tiny. And it's not bad. Anyway, we need it, we need every cent we get.

Needed.

call;

[quackery]

I'm really tall compared to some other people, though! And couldn't we have gotten money in ways that didn't make us feel guilty? It seems a lot more fair to me if we did it in a good way!

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

Yeah, who, a baby? And no. Oye, it's not cheatin', it's honest!

call;

[quackery]

Hey, I think I'm almost taller than Maya! And getting money by making people feel bad for you doesn't seem very honest at all to me. Especially if you were trying to make them feel bad!

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

Maya isn't tall. And we just let them think we were bad off, that's all. They chose to buy the paper themselves.

call;

[quackery]

Yeah, but I'm still taller than someone older than me!

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

Sorry, darlin', it don't count.

call;

[quackery]

That totally does count!

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

Prove it!

call;

[quackery]

How could I prove something like that?

call;

[cowboy_newsie]

Not my problem, is it!

call;

[quackery]

Well, it should be! It really, really should be your problem, Jack Kelly!