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[brainward]

Who is it that said that the young will keep you young? Ah? I must inform him that he is fucking wrong

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[fghjkauuuuuugh]

I learn a lot.

[brainward]

You will forget more.

[fghjkauuuuuugh]

Yeah, but if I'm learning, doesn't that invalidate your first point?

[brainward]

No. If it does not stick, it is as though you have never learned at all.

I cannot argue from here. It will become philosophical. I can refer you to my siblings if you would like to continue.

[oneofthreepaths]

My, so unhappy, professor~

[brainward]

I am fine, only disappointed.

[oneofthreepaths]

I don't study, hehe~

[brainward]

You are an actor, yes? You are always studying.

[mostinquisitive]

I would like to respectfully disagree, sir. I feel like I am learning a great deal, trying to acquire a Bachelor of Science degree, and I do enjoy studying as it is correlates to learning.

May I ask why precisely you feel this way when it does seem like you put through the effort to obtain all those degrees?

[brainward]

You must be fucking kidding me.

[mostinquisitive]

May I ask why you question the sincerity of my words?

[brainward]

By their nature, robots cannot be sincere.

Return to your laboratory-home and tell whoever created you to scrap your language processor and begin again.