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[shineforswine]

so does the plus sign mean

from here on out its you + 1

or

score youre not pregnant

?

Comments

[viduifical]

...Excuse me?

[shineforswine]

it was bound to happen eventually right

[viduifical]

I'm just curious about where you found my pregnancy test.

[shineforswine]

bathroom trash

whose buttbaby is it

[shadowpimpernel]

You're not.

[shineforswine]

hey didnt you see juno

teen pregnancy is in

and im almost a teen

[doitallforyou]

What?

[shineforswine]

dont like kids?

[doitallforyou]

That's not really the issue here, but no, I'm fine with children. I just didn't know you were looking to have any.

[shineforswine]

sure

who wouldnt love that tax break

[ephemeralember]

I like which day you decided to make this announcement~

Either way, congratulations~

[shineforswine]

inorite

thanks i think

[ephemeralember]

It seems like the people who count don't doubt you~ That's good, isn't it~?

[shineforswine]

not really

[barkorbite]

lmao iz not mine

[shineforswine]

thank fucking god for that

[barkorbite]

mmm do they give pregger ppl discounts?

[shineforswine]

idk

i hope so