The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Prompt: I just discovered that you can buy vibrators at the airport, but while I was trying to load my bag into the overhead compartment on the plane, it fell out and landed right in your

Comments

[geno_c_ide]

"Yoochun deserved to marinate in his sins forever." i like this line. i could actually imagine this. you think yoochun would taste good? i hope so.

this made me wonder how jaejoong would eat his oppai chocolates. hmmm... sounds like a fanfic scene somewhere, but whatev... nice pick up lines from yunho; although there is little of yunjae here and more on monster dildo (but either of two is fine actually).

[countingcr0ws]

i didn't make the line tho. D: it was in my head and i must have read it somewhere because i'm not that ingenious. D: but ahh, i think yoochun would taste like barbecue sauce, idk, esp after he saw yunho kissing his friend and he'll be like I KNOW THAT I DID THAT, even though he didn't. woah, i think i don't have a good grasp of yoochun's character. /sits under the table.

anyway idk he'll probably swirl about the nipple first tho, idk, then bite it off and be like /lick lick like a cat grooming itself.

and yeahhh. i agree that there's a lack of yunjae though. does it still make it yunjae when it's mostly jaejoong centric? jinkies. and i think boss brought his nephew and i think it's the nephew (????) cousin?????? from his aunt that married a foreigner. that makes it his cousin, right? i want to ask for their family book (yes, they have one for the family business, whattt) and look the kids up like a typical stalker, yooooo.

[geno_c_ide]

..... they're cousins, yep XD

[turtleandcrane]

11 inches? wow... it's pure monster... just typically jaejoong :p

[countingcr0ws]

Jaejoong takes monsters up his ass on a daily basis. /shifty eyes. the way i objectify jaejoong's little pink pucker makes me want to break down and run into katy perry's prospective convent for a confession. wow, all my pop references. i must be cool. /checks the cool list for my name. IS PLEASED TO BE TOP OF THE LIST. I DIDN'T KNOW PERVING MADE PEOPLE COOL. and my colleague looks good in her flowy polka dotted dress.

[turtleandcrane]

if perved people is cool then you must be one of the coolest people in this world.. hihi

[bbbaran]

[countingcr0ws]

i don't know how to reply to this and i feel like i shouldn't be replying to this at all because you're telling me to stfu but i don't even in case i got it wrong? did i just get shaded?

[kyouya3]

Hahahahahahaha this's so funny!!! I can't believe how pervy all of them lol...Chunface with his breast choco, Jae with his Chad n Kyle, Yun with...his just acquired Kim Jaejoong XD

[countingcr0ws]

yunho with his own dick too, lol. whatever he names it. i googled whitest male names when i was trying to find a second name after chad and i was pleased when i found that chad was ranked. like dudeeeee, i'm good at this bs but anyway, i was like well, yunho can call his dick brad if he fancies. then jj will have three white boners servicing him. isn't that nice? but well, that's me being really weird at work and i was like well, kyle wanted to meet his bro thus he jumped onto yunho's lap. okay, /cough. but loool. dudeee. nahh, for a moment i was thinking that this fic deserves the active pervertism tag then i stopped because it doesn't, really? like jj didn't really perve like wanting to dick yourself isn't very active pervetism right. that's just horny af and dangerous because are you looking to tear yourself open iwth a 2.5" diameter??? but omgggg, i read a master/pet fic yesterday and like pet was a virgin and master had a big dong and master didn't want to tear pet so master worked him up and totally MILKED HIM DRY then inserted

[kyouya3]

Lol....okay...ur reading and writing material are awesome hahahahaha...

[countingcr0ws]

would you like to improve your quality of life by reading the sort of high literature that i do? http://archiveofourown.org/works/2195052?view_full_work=true not into the viewfinder fandom but i just read because mommy says that i must be open to new experiences and i need to read more books. good literature is always good literature, bless.

[stillsawake]

I'm going to do everyone a favor and advise you against posting that next fic because nobody is asking for more subby yunho :\ FEEDING YOU THOSE IDEAS IS A MISTAKE I SINCERELY REGRET /throws myself in trash

Anywayyyys, at least you came through and delivered an image of jj fucking himself with an 11 inch dildo /thumbs up nicceeeeee, one step closer to subby jj getting wrecked:DD
/whispers but don't you think yunho feels inadequate now knowing that jj is fucking himself with monster dicks D: /burrows into ground

[countingcr0ws]

Lies, slander and falsehoods. Anyway, I need to get into the zone to write subby Yunho. Or subby anything. Actually, I need to get into the zone to write BDSM. I was marinating myself in a heck good master/pet story yesterday and pulling my dick as I read. It was super good, I want to lick people's shoes.

And nuhhhhh. Yunho's not a fuckboy. Yunho's a cool assed gentleman. He be amused by Kyle but he gon' be waiting until its right before putting Kyle out if commission~~~~~