[Voice]

[count_gardios]

[There's a flurry of noise -a series of thuds and thunks and the sound of something scraping across the floorboards. After that calms down, one can hear muffled voices screaming quite readily at one another.]

Ahhh! Guy-! You- I didn't- What am I-

N-n-n-n-n-no I d-d-didn't- GUH!

Look, I'm so-- don't look so traumatised! I'll just-- where's

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[mikangirl]

[Look, she's a fine figure of a woman, okay. :| Screaming at her is kind of a blow to her ego even if you are gynophobic. BUT. Nami'll just ...stumble away from the bed with the sheet in one hand. Nope, still not blushing, but mighty frazzled.] I didn't-- this isn't on purpose!

[count_gardios]

[And Guy is pressed against the wall, staring at her like she's the DEVIL INCARNATE and trembling like a leaf.]

I-I know! I know, I know I know. I know.

[But he is still terrified out of his mind because yes, while you are gorgeous he was dead asleep and he has a phobia hokay.]

[mikangirl]

Just-- [He really wasn't kidding, was he.] If it bothers you so much, look over there or something!

[POINTING. At the window or something, somewhere away from her. Pointing with the hand that's holding the sheet, no less, which prompts her to swear and yank it back again, fumbling in a vaguely panicked attempt to get it around her before anyone else comes bursting in to make sure he isn't being murdered.]

[mirrorbirth]

[SPEAKING OF BURSTING IN-

It's kind of hard to miss a whole lot of screaming from right down the hall, so within a few moments of hearing it, Asch bursts into the room in his jammies, sword half unsheathed, ready to kill the intruder!

....Except it's Nami. In a sheet. Alone with Guy. IN HIS BEDROOM.]

...What the hell!?

[mikangirl]

[Probably not going to help matters when Nami shows up in the journal window wearing an oversized shirt, no? ...ffff. Did she knock it over when she got here? Well, this could be interesting.]

...hi Ted. Guy can't come to the journal right now.

[mikangirl]

Bingo. Uh. ...

...how much was overheard?

[gomugomunopwn]

You're in bed with Guy now too!? How do you keep ending up in bed with all these guys?

[mikangirl]

[Oh god, that's all she needed.]

Put a sock in it, Luffy.

[gomugomunopwn]

But if you keep getting into bed with people like this, everyone is gonna think you're a weirdo...

[mikangirl]

[Weirdo is not the word she'd use.]

Haven't you noticed people just teleporting around town today? I was out in the desert earlier, Luffy!

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[threeswordsoul]

[Screaming-what, Nami's in the middle of trouble again? 8| This is the second time today.]

[threeswordsoul]

[...Though come to think of it, the guy sounds way more mentally scarred by whatever's happening than she does.]

...Oi, Nami. You attacking someone or being attacked?

[mikangirl]

[Oh hush, you B|]

If I was going to attack someone, it wouldn't be Guy.

[threeswordsoul]

...You attack guys all the time.

[Zoro has close personal experience with this fact. ...Granted, you usually don't teleport naked out of your own bedroom to do so, but who's he to guess what powers your fury will grant you next. It already confers on you Hulk-like strength-against your nakama, anyway.]

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[chiisaichou]

[Gods, that's some loud yelling. Miyabi jolts upright and--what time is it?! No, not now, that screaming sounded oddly like...]

Nami?! Are you okay, what hap--

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[chiisaichou]

...Eh. [That sounds a bit...inappropriate. And is that Guy? It sounds like he's being the one killed. Nami, is there something you're not telling the painter? 8|] Guy? Uhm, i-is everything all right?

[Voice]

[count_gardios]

[Guy finally gets a hold of his journal once things are settled with Nami and Asch. WHAT A MESS. More on Asch's part than Nami's, obviously.]

Hey Miyabi. Yeah, everything's fine.

[Voice]

[chiisaichou]

Uhm. Good morning... You're not hurt are you? [Because it sounded like you were being killed a second ago.]