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[count_gardios]

...okay. Careful analysis and a lot of hours in detention concludes that the machines at that park were not fontech

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[necromance_this]

[Have an audible facepalm, Guy.]

[count_gardios]

...it was worth investigating.

[necromance_this]

I hope you enjoyed your imprisonment.

I can't believe you honestly thought that the machinery in that park could be fontech.

[count_gardios]

Like I said, it was worth looking in to. Some of it behaved like fontech; the ferris wheel, the roller coasters. Like the cable cars in Baticul and some of the machines in Belkend and Sheridan.

...but you're right, it was too much to hope for. [DEPRESSED.]

[omm_nomnom]

S'cuse me, s'cuse me, mister Guy? You have milk?

[count_gardios]

[Well this is an interesting fellow.] I most certainly do, sir. Several kinds.

[omm_nomnom]

[decides to push his luck]

You have cookies too??

[count_gardios]

Well, not ready at the bar, but if you'd like some I'd be more than happy to provide.

[hazelrink]

But doesn't spirits not have weight?

[/thinking about ghosts]

[count_gardios]

Eh? Weight?

I'm sorry, I don't think I follow.

[hazelrink]

Well if something is heavy, it can't be heavy some a spirit, can it? I mean I don't think ghosts are supposed to have feet...

[count_gardios]

...oh- oh, no no. I didn't mean spirit like that.

You can also use the word "spirits" to refer to alcohol. So if you say "heavy on the spirits," it just means a very alcoholic drink.

[gomugomunopwn]

Hey, did you guys get orange juice yet?

[count_gardios]

Yet?

I'm pretty sure I have some here.

[gomugomunopwn]

Really!? It's about time you guys got orange juice! I even gave Meryl a box of oranges before!

[count_gardios]

Ah, I remember. She told me.

Why not just get orange juice at the store, though?

[mikangirl]

You're the real bartender?

[count_gardios]

Yes, I am. Why, is that surprising?

[mikangirl]

Heh. Not really, when I think about it.

[count_gardios]

So, then will I be seeing you sometime, Miss Nami?