Coincidentally the same day as my ex-girlfriend Melissa's birthday, today is my favorite obscure holiday, with the possible exception of St George's Day.

LOL*.*.

eat shit jessica its carrot!

About the cell phone.

Cell phones have been the cause of much news lately, connecting people to all sorts of places that once would have been impossible, or at least impractical ( Read more... )

Is there anything more awesome than Howlin' Wolf, Queensryche, and Cuba Libre?

More importantly, is there anything more piratical than those things, and Pirates!?

At this stage of drunkenness, some sad sacks of penguin filth would quit drinking. But that is not the right thing to do. Oh no. There is still plenty, plenty of rum...

In terms of sheer callousness and vapidity, this broad makes the whole Bad Penny/Wankapalooza affair look downright good-natured, well-thought-out and socially acceptable ( Read more... )

The Rules: Write a journal entry with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends list and tag them - no tag backs. These rules should be included in your entry.1. The first thing I do when I do one of these things, is try and figure out what motivated the person that tagged me ( Read more... )

Come...sail away with Eric Cartman.

Although, it is hardly a surprise.

Pirates, after all, outperform Congress in practically all categories: whoring, pillaging, boozing, spending other people's "appropriated" money....