Has Clear Channel finally gone completely fucking insane?

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Passing on Palin?! They could plate her microphone and chair in pure 24-carat platinum and fill her green room with Perrier Jouet in an endlessly-running bubble bath, and they'd still make out like bandits. Hundreds of thousands of deluded simpletonsdevoted listeners would be riveted to every syllable of rambling drivel that meandered its way out

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[hermine_93]

I think they know that she really cannot cut it in any medium where she can't use her looks. She does not have the attention span to write a coherent tweet, let alone host an hour long radio show, and that the disparity is so great that without her big hair and little winks, she cannot entertain even her idiot followers for that long.

Faux Noize is probably a little more her speed. That or a reality show. After all, her family is already like something off of Jerry Springer.

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i agree with you about Faux Nooz being more her speed, but honestly, her fans? would love to hear her blather on about nothing for three hours a day, just like that great entertainer on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[hermine_93]

He has a face made for radio. She has an attention span made for television.

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You do make a valid point. They are sort of the perfect lowbrow windbag power couple.