Actual military conversations:

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"Hey, can you guys check us out [some kind of tool] so we can go fix planes, or are you too busy talking about D&D?"

"No, asshole, we were talking about particle physics; D&D's Wednesday nights."

Now for the tough part: tell me what kind of tech the first person is, and what kind the second is. Anyone who's been in Naval aviation knows instantly

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[synj_munki]

is the first one a dillhole that answers phones and the second one the actual aviation tech?

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No, actually, both are techs, but in different areas. Good guess, though.