Lightning movie reviews:

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Fido continued: now that I have been awake for the ending, what a compelling contemplation of what it means to be a good father in these zombie-infested times. In other words, a hoot.

Comments

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You're one up on your own dad if you don't try to eat your son?

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Close, but I was going for, "If you really love your son, you'll give him a gun to take to school."