TFLN:

[coulrophobe]

(505): Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

This person is totally my hero.

Comments

[antje23]

heh, that's the New Mexico area code.

[coulrophobe]

Heh... well, now we know there are at least a few policepersons in NM that are rather indulgent when it comes to inebriated sometime-equestrians.

I wanna ride the poice horses. :(

[coulrophobe]

Er, that would be "police" horses. But possible poice horses, too, when I figure out what they are.

[randomdreams]

That puts "here, hold my drink and watch this!" into a whole new perspective.

[coulrophobe]

Yes, rather. I am insanely jealous; this anonymous New Mexican has the life I want. Where is my vodka and my mighty steed? (OK, so the vodka is over on my liquor shelf, but that's the easy part.)

[alexiarnps]

Ahahaha!

This one just about made me pee:

(678): All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
(404): You mean bread?

[coulrophobe]

*snork*

I think I'll bake some raw toast tomorrow.