[ONESHOT] Simply Bananas (Doctor Who)

[cosmic_dare]

Title: Simply Bananas [ FF.NET ] [ TEASPOON ]
Pairing: 10.5 Doctor/Rose
Rating: PG-13 for sexytimes
Genre: Romance/Humor/Fluff
Word Count: 1,820
Summary: A romantic evening for the Doctor and Rose goes awry when the Doctor's quirkiness gets the best of him. "Upon coming in and seeing the least sexy way in the universe in which she could imagine the

Comments

[abarero]

Ohgod, my sides STILL hurt from reading this. It is WONDERFUL AND CRACK AND THANKYOUSOMUCH for its wonderful cracky goodness.

I could not possibly list all the things I love about this fic (because that would be about like copy/pasting the whole thing into this comment) but I must profess my love for the Doctor's ridiculous pyjamas and the 'eat me' and the sad squeaking slippers, and hawt!Rose in lingerie and...the totally unintentional hilarity of his other choice being a stopwatch (oh Ianto~). And the fact they are both so IC and you've really nailed their speech patterns is like deluxe icing on a very crack banana-filled cake.

I-just...there needs to be more crack!sexytiems in the world because this is BRILLIANT.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[haro]

I am telling you, the stopwatch thing was completely unintentional. I am glad you found amusement in it though. XDDD

So pleased you enjoyed this fic. I am glad I was able to encapsulate the pure crack of this idea in fic form.

I agree. Crack!sexytiems should totally be more prevalent.

[arabian]

They were light blue, which was fine enough, but they were also covered in rather jolly looking bananas. Bananas danced and played and smiled all over his shirt and pants, and worse, speech bubbles beside every few bananas or so read 'EAT ME.'

Continuing her assessment of his apparel, her eyes wandered to his feet. She’d have much preferred socks, but instead he was wearing a ridiculous pair of matching banana slippers. The bright yellow slippers ended in a green ‘stem’ a few centimeters past where she knew his toes ended, and in addition to that, they were also, like the pyjamas, very happy to see her. A smiling face decorated the top of each slipper.

I was laughing SO HARD I was almost crying, bending over laughing at this description.

FABULOUS crack!

[haro]

After I finished writing that I was like "Huh. That's the longest clothing description I've written in a REALLY long time." I'm glad it was a LOLsy one.

Thanks!

[thatlibrarylady]

Yay for sexy crack! This was very funny and so them.

[haro]

They lend themselves to crack very well. Thanks!

[jennybenz]

I love you for writing this, and Jennie for making you write it XD; The squeaky banana slippers have killed me dead. Bravo. <3

[haro]

Fear our crackishness.

Spoiler: The banana slippers shall actually have a cameo in another fic coming soon. XD

[electrictoes]

Oh, I loved it! So funny & so awesome!
& making me want milk & cookies... except I don't like it & we have no banana mix to put in it to make it taste nice... But cookies! I shall have cookies & water!

[haro]

Cookies are always delicious. ;)

Thanks!