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[cornered_beef]

IT IS DONE.

MY MASTERPIECE HAS BEEN COMPLETED! I am ready to unveil it to the world! And then...I will complete my final plan, and the world shall never be the same again!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comments

[terryclothrags]

Righto Michael. Mind if I kidnap you for a celebratory drink, and you can tell me all about it?

[cornered_beef]

Not in my moment of triumph! I am putting the finishing touches on it!

[terryclothrags]

How about I come over, then? I've an unopened bottle of champagne left over. Where by 'I have', I mean there's an unopened bottle of champagne here at my house belonging to my mum and dad that I'm appropriating.

Or, at least, tell me what it is.

[cornered_beef]

NOOO. YOU CANNOT KNOW UNTIL IT IS COMPLETED.

I suppose you can kidnap me...perhaps...

[knot_a_nott]

Ravenclaw plans. Well, this ought to be interesting.

[cornered_beef]

You don't know the half of it! HAHAHAHA!

[knot_a_nott]

How do you know I don't? Maybe I can read minds.

[cornered_beef]

I would KNOW.

[acridturpintine]

Michael, did you just refuse a drink? I... I feel as if I do not know you at all anymore.

[cornered_beef]

Of course you do not, the machine has sucked up my LIFE.

[acridturpintine]

Fine, I guess now is the perfect time to rectify that.

[terryclothrags]

I think we should kidnap him and force alcohol down his gullet.

[waitingfortom]

Riiiiiiiight.

You do that, Michael. You change the world.

[cornered_beef]

You're not getting any credit, woman, don't even try.

[waitingfortom]

Why would you think I'd want it? And I'm not trying, thank you.