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[cornered_beef]

So, we are back at school in case you haven't noticed and I've built this brilliant uh...invention. I'm not sure if it will work yet, but it's pretty ace regardless. No one else knows what it is and I'd rather keep it that way, if you don't mind, but I just had to brag about my brilliance because I have discovered the bug in the system and now it

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[grrgoyle]

She's hot, but not as hot as the Dark Lord! He sizzles!

Sizzle!!

[terryclothrags]

Remind me again why you won't tell your best mate what that artifact is. Don't I have the right to know if it will turn our dorm into a hellscape reminiscent of the Bosch painting on the third floor no one will go near? That bird is creepy.

Maybe they just didn't like the Sorting Hat Song this year. The verse in prose poetry was pretty pathetic.