Convert a dead Mormon today!

[corin91]

In light of the Moron Mormon Church's predilections for converting dead people, you can now help out those midguided souls by converting dead Mormons to being gay.

Yes, you too can help a dead Mormon be gay in the afterlife: http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com

:)

Comments

[avon_deer]

Have I missed something here?

[corin91]

The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-Day Saints, or LDS, or Morons, or "those damn idiots knocking on my door are they JV or Mormons who cares tell them to fuck off", aside from believing that 'teh gays' are all out to destroy society and force them all into buttsechs and gay marriages, also believe in after-death baptism, whereby you can present a list of ancestors (or random people from a graveyard) and have them posthumously baptised as Mormons. This is just a little reverse gayness for them :P

[rustyfox]

http://gawker.com/5879888/yes-the-romneys-converted-mitts-dead-atheist-father+in+law-to-mormonism

[corin91]

Plus they were a HUGE factor in the Prop 8 crap in California, dumping millions of dollars of church money into a campaign of lies and hate.