Writer's Block: My Biggest Environmental Concern

[cordova829]

The sun.

Seriously. The sun controls more aspects of our weather than any crackpot former vice president can ever hope to imagine. A single solar flare from the sun can cause a massive heat wave, knock out our communications satellites and screw up everything electronic in our world.

Then to top it off, if sunspots don't occur as scheduled, then we

Comments

[seawasp]

Clearly we must nationalize the Sun and place controls on it so it will never be a threat!

[cordova829]

Nationalize it as well as place it under the discretion of a Sun Czar...