I love the fact that bush is my cabin boy..I made the president my bitch!!

Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder, when looking at someone elses journal, who are they. Writing can only tell so much about a person, and usually it's more truth then you'd get from metting the person...in person..But then sometimes I'll read a journal, and everything will seem fine in the persons life, until I look at when it was last updated, and it says august ( Read more... )

I never said such a thing! hehehe

Coal bright hair falls carelessly down ( Read more... )

random fact # 642 about Foster: He wears sandals in the winter time.

"If a maiden sits on the ground in a clearing in a forest where a unicorn lives, they say, the unicorn will come o her and put its head in her lap. That is the best way to catch a unicorn. This must have been discovered by a maiden who sat down in a clearing with no intentions of catching a unicorn. The unicorn with its head in her lap must have ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

"And those who come togetehr in the nights and are entwined in rocking delight perform a solemn task and gather sweetness, depth, and strengh for the song of some future poet who will appear in order to say ecstacies that are unsayable.."

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