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[coonassblondie]

An e-mail that was sent to me earlier:

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
 Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

Comments

[stormsandsins]

I can so see some of these as wedding vows! ;D

[coonassblondie]

Hehe, me too. That's probably why my husband insisted on traditional ones. Perhaps he was afraid of what I could come up with?

[stormsandsins]

I dunno if I'd go for fun or traditional. Knowing me I'd probably like... do the traditional thing but give my husband the fun version that night ;P

[stormsandsins]

Or even just slip in some subtle jibes in the middle of my vows and wait for him to do a facepalm. I dunno. Would be neat!

[ceirdwenfc]

These were hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

[coonassblondie]

No problem. Are you having a good day (well, night)?

[ceirdwenfc]

It's actually not bad. The kids are quiet with Grandma. My arm still hurts, but it's getting better day by day. My house has actually remained clean since thanfiction left (a miracle in and of itself). There's still some spousal issues, but I think that's to be expected while he's away - the stress is hitting us both and where he is has a severe lack of 20th century communication available - I would settle for 19th century at this point.

Thanks for asking - I know I whine more than I should and more than I say thank you to you guys who support me here all the time. I really appreciate it.

[coonassblondie]

That's because we all love you. Be prepared, I'm going to be on the whine wagon in a few days. Going back to work after a six month hiatus sucks.

[kalina_blue]

How very romantic. Shakespeare couldn't have done it better. ;P

[coonassblondie]

I especially liked number 11

[kalina_blue]

My favourites are 5 and 7. They are so deep and meaningful.