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[coolbowtie]

[Suddenly, there are posters appearing all around town! They are on your house, on all lampposts, in all the shops, everywhere

The Doctor is going around town plastering every surface with these posters. Where did he get all of them? That is a true mystery indeed. But if you approach him, he will happily shove one or five into your hands]Ah,

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[glared]

Oh. I've seen those around Britain before. Why the hell is it a her?

[coolbowtie]

Because she is. Anymore dumb questions?

[glared]

...No. Uh. What?
Does that mean that there are male phone boxes everywhere too...?

[Intelligence is not his strong point.]

[coolbowtie]

This is the TARIDS, I'm looking for her.

Also, it's a police box, not a phone box. So much more classic than a phone box.

[worrywarting]

But...isn't this is a -

Vwrop, vwrop?

[coolbowtie]

Yes, that's the sound she makes when she lands.

[HERE HE DOES A POOR IMITATION OF THE TARDIS NOISE]

Like that, it's a good noise.

[worrywarting]

[LOOKING CONCERNED FOR HIS SANITY in the politest way possible]

That doesn't sound safe. Is she broken?

[coolbowtie]

Nonono! Well, yes, a bit, but not anything serious! Just the chameleon circuit and I like the blue box look anyway. Not going to bother fixing it now.

[no_bullying]

[Sorta stares at it.]

A time machine?

[coolbowtie]

Time machine. Best there is out there.

[no_bullying]

There's others?

[coolbowtie]

Plenty of people try to build, never got it as good as the TARDISes though.

[godisachild]

That is the stupidest time machine I've ever seen.

[coolbowtie]

Don't be snide because you don't have one.

[godisachild]

Uh, yeah. I do.

Or did. Stupid town took my Time Distorter from me.

[coolbowtie]

Any child can make a simple time distortion device.

[not_oflegend]

That is supposed to be a time machine?

[coolbowtie]

Of course it's a time machine! How else would I travel through time and space, just because it doesn't look like one in stupid human films doesn't mean it's not a time machine.

[not_oflegend]

Right. Well, good luck finding it. I highly doubt they'll let you get that back in the mail.

[coolbowtie]

Depends on the size of my mailbox, I suppose. But I'm hoping that she is lost and Grady doesn't have his hands on her.