Comments | cool_vamp: I am not amused.

cool_vamp

I am not amused.

Feb 17, 2007 21:06

You know what, I woke up in my coffin with coffee beans in my hair, in my mouth and up my nostrils. You see, some of you might have heard of a little known...affliction for vampires. It usually only effects pur-blooded vampires, like me, who've never been human to begin with. Anyway, you throw something at us with a lot of little things in it, like ( Read more... )

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kinda_trippy February 17 2007, 21:22:06 UTC

If you'd've just LET ME GO I wouldn't have had to resort to it, Vinnie.

cool_vamp February 17 2007, 21:31:32 UTC

You were acting crazy! I was worried! I'm still worried!

kinda_trippy February 17 2007, 21:36:39 UTC

I'M FINE!

cool_vamp February 17 2007, 22:05:24 UTC

You've been throwing things. You're not fine.

ihaveasoul February 17 2007, 21:35:39 UTC

...............Right. Glad to see your counting experience hasn't left you.. mentally unsound or anything...

I'm going to get Spike. You kids don't kill each other while I'm gone.

hex_you_up February 18 2007, 00:20:05 UTC

Ahahaha, awww. I shouldn't think that's amusing, I know...

cool_vamp February 18 2007, 00:30:28 UTC

It's okay, Ginny, you can laugh. When I'm not annoyed by it being thrown at me, I find it funny as hell.
Not so much fun when you pass out in a pile of coffee beans, but still..

hex_you_up February 18 2007, 00:33:10 UTC

There are worse things to pass out in a pile of. XD

cool_vamp February 18 2007, 20:01:51 UTC

Oh, I know, I should be greatful it was beans.

phantom_lefty February 18 2007, 00:21:59 UTC

...Y'know. It might be hard to get your head lobbed off. Smashes or special serves are more likely.

cool_vamp February 18 2007, 00:31:53 UTC

....Oh Gods, I'm picking up British slang! I didn't even know I'd used lobbed....that's bad.
Yeah, well, anything that removes the head from the body kills us good. That being said, removing the head from the body kills most things.

phantom_lefty February 18 2007, 00:47:57 UTC

Oh. Lopped, then, you mean.

cool_vamp February 18 2007, 20:02:03 UTC

That too.

slobberymongrel February 18 2007, 02:08:54 UTC

Thats fucking hysterical.

Handy to know.

cool_vamp February 18 2007, 20:05:00 UTC

Wow, how not shocked am I that you find it funny. Sirius, she's smashed all the cups in the flat. We have two cups between four people, and Spike isn't sharing his, so the only one we have is shaped strangely like an elephant. Seriously

.....You're going to use it as a party trick...aren't you?