...and Paris, and Germany, and she's buying a house.


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Gurgley Gurgle
My tummy says to me now.
No foodage in sight.

I'm over working...
Over bills, gas, rent, and food.
Socialism Soon!

Someone owes me lunch.
I'm not quite sure why they do,
I just like free food

Staff meetings are so much more productive these days.

My alarm went off this morning and I could've sworn it was Sunday.

It's not Sunday. It's only Tuesday, and I hate Tuesdays.

Not only do all TV shows have to have those stupid ads taking up half the screen, the ads NOW PAUSE THE SHOW YOU ARE WATCHING TO TELL YOU TO WATCH THEIR SHOW!

Bill Engvall paused Family Guy last night "Sorry for the interruption, my show's on next! Back to the show!"

ARE YOU FXCKING KIDDING ME???

OFFICIAL! We bought our tickets!

Shawn Talley and I will be in beautiful California and Sunny LA for a one gorgeous week: May 13-20

Do me a favor and help us miss our flight back to Tampa...

See y'all soon!

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I met  a woman about a month ago that seems to be crazy.  And she won't leave me alone.

I like Buffynerds as much as the next person, but seriously, there should be boundaries.

I just had roses delivered to my office, and the cutest card from shawntalley ever.

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This man is perfection.

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My four-year anniversary present was an Ipod Touch. I named him "The Late Ralph Macchio" after the my dead fish.

Bestest. Gift. Ever.

Thank you shawntalley!!!