Bokki Satsu 16
Author: evil_queen369
Genre: Angst, smut, humor
Fandom: the GazettE
Pairings: Aoi/Uruha
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, in this chapter
Chapter: 16/??
Synopsis: It was almost as if he felt my eyes on him for he turned his deadened gaze to me and looked me up and down, and that was when a small smile began to grace his lips. Hooked. I’ve seen that look enough times to know when someone was thinking the same as me, and he definitely had something in mind when he sat his glass on the shiny counter and walked toward me in a graceful manner that made my eyes fall to his exposed thighs.
Comments: The whole story is in Aoi's P.O.V.
I'm so sorry I haven't updated as much as I usually do. If you read the update in contorted_chaos you'll know why. This is not beta'd, mainly because I don't have time to do it right now because I have Psychology homework to attend to.
“Kya!” Uruha yelled, kicking the door to Reita’s house. Isn’t that just fantastic? There I was, dressed from head to toe in purple, of all colors, with Uruha. Blondie-boy had the brilliant idea of heading to Reita’s house ‘in style’. Honestly, he just wanted an excuse to show off his thighs in his purple short shorts. I was thinking of taking another approach to entering Rei’s house, but as always, Uruha was boss and what he said was what we were going to do.
“What happened to being quiet?” I asked looking over my shoulder at a little boy on a tricycle on the sidewalk who was staring at us like we were completely crazy. Man did I feel, and look, stupid. We were setting such a great example for that little kid, we really were. Good thing he didn’t know the whole story, ne? Grab a friend, fuck him, play dress up, and kick in your other friend’s door’ the steps to a perfect, and healthy, relationship like mine and Uruha’s. Lets just hope that kid doesn’t end up like us one day.
“Same thing that happened to being normal.” He grinned as the door opened to reveal a very annoyed nose dress-wearing freak.
“What the-” Reita glared at us and looked at his door, then back at us. I forgot no one was supposed to bother him before noon, because he liked to sleep in. Too bad it was ten, right? I wasn’t sorry, either.
“Come with us, Rei-chan If you come willingly, you can have all the Kit-Kats your heart desires~!” Uruha cooed, punching Reita’s cheek and smiling at me. Could candy really hold his attention and interest long enough for us to force him into my car? Of course it could, this is Reita we’re talking about and everyone knows he loves Kit-Kats. If him jumping into Uruha’s arms didn’t confirm it, I don’t know what could. That’s definitely not the behavior I had come to expect from him.
Reita was easy to get compared to the other two. I’ve never seen two people as difficult as Ruki and Kai before in my life. I think I was more amused than Uruha, though; all I had to do was black the door and make sure Reita didn’t get away. My job was easy because I just had to stand there and give him more candy. You should have seen him! He sat on the floor nibbling on a Kit-Kat like a bunny. Who would have thought that badass Reita was really an animal whose foot is supposedly lucky. It’s safe to say I know where I’m going to get my luck later down the road. Even if I was delighted by the situation, Ruki wasn’t. He was petrified to see Reita acting so stupidly, and that was the beginning of a rather retarded argument.
“Akira! What are you doing?!” Ruki yelped as Uruha chased him around the room. For a small man in a small room, I have to give him credit. He was doing a pretty good job of avoiding Uruha at all costs. It was amazing how neither Reita or Ruki had realized what was actually happening: Uruha and I weren’t in Bokki Satsu anymore, and if we weren’t there, then that must have meant we were ready for revenge. Why, oh, why, didn’t they pick up on that?! What dumb asses.
“As you can see, Takanori, this is a beautiful Kit-Kat.” Reita held up the candy and continued. “This is my mouth, and I know you’ve met it many, many times. Right now, my mouth and the Kit-Kat are engaging in some serious intercourse, therefore I must ask you to come back later.”
“You fucking jackass!” Ruki yelled, diving at poor little Reita who didn’t have enough time to move. I could have helped, but I opted for standing there and watching the fight unfold. The amount of punches and kicks Ruki got in was amazing, and I wasn’t going to pass up watching a good fight just to make them pay for wronging me. Apparently not everyone things like me, because Uruha rained on my parade by clearing his throat and putting his foot down.
“You two stop fighting this instant!” He yelled like he was a mother yelling at her children. I was not turned on by that at all. “We have to get to Kai’s right now, and I swear if I have to punish you two the old fashioned way I will!”
Okay, so Ruki wasn’t too hard to catch either; how do you think it went with Kai? Oh I love my snuggly Kai-chan, and if he ever heard me call him that he’d probably enjoy killing me whilst jarring my organs for display. The car ride to his house made me nervous. Even if I knew everyone would fall on Uruha’s shoulders in the end, I couldn’t help but feel as if I was in for something bad. Knowing how my mind works, you can probably already guess that I was coming up with some big epic ways Kai was going to make me meet my death. If anyone was hard to scheme, and get away with it, it was Kai.
Ruki and Reita sat in the backseat arguing and hitting each other like kids. I wondered just how long it was going to take them to wake up and let realization smack them in the face. It wasn’t just some friendly car ride to the zoo, y’know. They both knew us very well, and that was enough for them to know we weren’t going down without a fight. I’m not saying they’re Hector and Uruha and I are Achilles, but it’s close enough. We’re going to win, but in the end get what’s coming to us.
“He’ll never see it coming.” Uruha leaned over and rested his head on my shoulder. I kept my hands on the wheel and grinned evilly. Playing silly games of revenge was child’s play, was it not? I shouldn’t have gotten as much enjoyment from it, but torturing people who wronged me seemed beautiful, and with the help of a very clever blonde, there was no way we’d be stopped. The three of them were in for it, and as far as I knew, Uruha wasn’t going easy on them.
“Aren’t they cute Ruru?” Reita’s voice rang through the air. He was on one hell of a sugar buzz, because Akira never spoke like that. Reita was usually very calm and used a large vocabulary to make himself sound smart. He was never calling things cute.
“No they’re not!” Ruki yelled, hitting Reita over the head. “Put down that damn candy and act like a man!”
Uruha sighed deeply and sat up. “Shut up!” He yelled slapping them both. If I wasn’t so busy driving, I probably would have helped him, because those two were seriously getting on my nerves.
We arrived at Kai’s house with grins on our faces and got out of the car as quickly as we could. The plan was beginning to go into play, and we were excited. Uruha grabbed my arm and whispered what I was supposed to do in my ear. I had already known so I brushed him off and let him walk up to Kai’s door and knock as loud and dramatically as he had wanted. Ruki knew something was up the moment I began laughing like an idiot, and decided to try and get away. Luckily I was able to catch him and keep a firm hold on him and Reita before either one could run off.
“You aren’t going anywhere.” It was time for them to be paid back for all the stupid things they’ve done to me over the years. Before either one of them could say a word, Kai was at the door squealing like a little girl. I’ll be honest and say I kind of expected a response like that, but not for just looking at Uruha.
“Hi, Kai-san!” Uruha yelled, wrapping his arms around Kai tightly and hugging him as tightly as he possibly could. “Aoi and I missed you so much that we decided to come see you, and since we wanted to thank you for curing our sex addictions, we wanted to thank you properly!” Where was going with that was beyond me, but I was willing to go along with anything.
“Thank me properly?” Kai hesitated and looked over at me, and I could literally see him shudder.
“Hai! Come with us and we’ll tell you all about Bokki Satsu and our distaste for sex.” And that’s how we ended up in Uruha’s house with three victims and grins on our faces. I believe you know what comes next.
Genre: Angst, smut, humor
Fandom: the GazettE
Pairings: Aoi/Uruha
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, in this chapter
Chapter: 16/??
Synopsis: It was almost as if he felt my eyes on him for he turned his deadened gaze to me and looked me up and down, and that was when a small smile began to grace his lips. Hooked. I’ve seen that look enough times to know when someone was thinking the same as me, and he definitely had something in mind when he sat his glass on the shiny counter and walked toward me in a graceful manner that made my eyes fall to his exposed thighs.
Comments: The whole story is in Aoi's P.O.V.
I'm so sorry I haven't updated as much as I usually do. If you read the update in contorted_chaos you'll know why. This is not beta'd, mainly because I don't have time to do it right now because I have Psychology homework to attend to.
“Kya!” Uruha yelled, kicking the door to Reita’s house. Isn’t that just fantastic? There I was, dressed from head to toe in purple, of all colors, with Uruha. Blondie-boy had the brilliant idea of heading to Reita’s house ‘in style’. Honestly, he just wanted an excuse to show off his thighs in his purple short shorts. I was thinking of taking another approach to entering Rei’s house, but as always, Uruha was boss and what he said was what we were going to do.
“What happened to being quiet?” I asked looking over my shoulder at a little boy on a tricycle on the sidewalk who was staring at us like we were completely crazy. Man did I feel, and look, stupid. We were setting such a great example for that little kid, we really were. Good thing he didn’t know the whole story, ne? Grab a friend, fuck him, play dress up, and kick in your other friend’s door’ the steps to a perfect, and healthy, relationship like mine and Uruha’s. Lets just hope that kid doesn’t end up like us one day.
“Same thing that happened to being normal.” He grinned as the door opened to reveal a very annoyed nose dress-wearing freak.
“What the-” Reita glared at us and looked at his door, then back at us. I forgot no one was supposed to bother him before noon, because he liked to sleep in. Too bad it was ten, right? I wasn’t sorry, either.
“Come with us, Rei-chan If you come willingly, you can have all the Kit-Kats your heart desires~!” Uruha cooed, punching Reita’s cheek and smiling at me. Could candy really hold his attention and interest long enough for us to force him into my car? Of course it could, this is Reita we’re talking about and everyone knows he loves Kit-Kats. If him jumping into Uruha’s arms didn’t confirm it, I don’t know what could. That’s definitely not the behavior I had come to expect from him.
Reita was easy to get compared to the other two. I’ve never seen two people as difficult as Ruki and Kai before in my life. I think I was more amused than Uruha, though; all I had to do was black the door and make sure Reita didn’t get away. My job was easy because I just had to stand there and give him more candy. You should have seen him! He sat on the floor nibbling on a Kit-Kat like a bunny. Who would have thought that badass Reita was really an animal whose foot is supposedly lucky. It’s safe to say I know where I’m going to get my luck later down the road. Even if I was delighted by the situation, Ruki wasn’t. He was petrified to see Reita acting so stupidly, and that was the beginning of a rather retarded argument.
“Akira! What are you doing?!” Ruki yelped as Uruha chased him around the room. For a small man in a small room, I have to give him credit. He was doing a pretty good job of avoiding Uruha at all costs. It was amazing how neither Reita or Ruki had realized what was actually happening: Uruha and I weren’t in Bokki Satsu anymore, and if we weren’t there, then that must have meant we were ready for revenge. Why, oh, why, didn’t they pick up on that?! What dumb asses.
“As you can see, Takanori, this is a beautiful Kit-Kat.” Reita held up the candy and continued. “This is my mouth, and I know you’ve met it many, many times. Right now, my mouth and the Kit-Kat are engaging in some serious intercourse, therefore I must ask you to come back later.”
“You fucking jackass!” Ruki yelled, diving at poor little Reita who didn’t have enough time to move. I could have helped, but I opted for standing there and watching the fight unfold. The amount of punches and kicks Ruki got in was amazing, and I wasn’t going to pass up watching a good fight just to make them pay for wronging me. Apparently not everyone things like me, because Uruha rained on my parade by clearing his throat and putting his foot down.
“You two stop fighting this instant!” He yelled like he was a mother yelling at her children. I was not turned on by that at all. “We have to get to Kai’s right now, and I swear if I have to punish you two the old fashioned way I will!”
Okay, so Ruki wasn’t too hard to catch either; how do you think it went with Kai? Oh I love my snuggly Kai-chan, and if he ever heard me call him that he’d probably enjoy killing me whilst jarring my organs for display. The car ride to his house made me nervous. Even if I knew everyone would fall on Uruha’s shoulders in the end, I couldn’t help but feel as if I was in for something bad. Knowing how my mind works, you can probably already guess that I was coming up with some big epic ways Kai was going to make me meet my death. If anyone was hard to scheme, and get away with it, it was Kai.
Ruki and Reita sat in the backseat arguing and hitting each other like kids. I wondered just how long it was going to take them to wake up and let realization smack them in the face. It wasn’t just some friendly car ride to the zoo, y’know. They both knew us very well, and that was enough for them to know we weren’t going down without a fight. I’m not saying they’re Hector and Uruha and I are Achilles, but it’s close enough. We’re going to win, but in the end get what’s coming to us.
“He’ll never see it coming.” Uruha leaned over and rested his head on my shoulder. I kept my hands on the wheel and grinned evilly. Playing silly games of revenge was child’s play, was it not? I shouldn’t have gotten as much enjoyment from it, but torturing people who wronged me seemed beautiful, and with the help of a very clever blonde, there was no way we’d be stopped. The three of them were in for it, and as far as I knew, Uruha wasn’t going easy on them.
“Aren’t they cute Ruru?” Reita’s voice rang through the air. He was on one hell of a sugar buzz, because Akira never spoke like that. Reita was usually very calm and used a large vocabulary to make himself sound smart. He was never calling things cute.
“No they’re not!” Ruki yelled, hitting Reita over the head. “Put down that damn candy and act like a man!”
Uruha sighed deeply and sat up. “Shut up!” He yelled slapping them both. If I wasn’t so busy driving, I probably would have helped him, because those two were seriously getting on my nerves.
We arrived at Kai’s house with grins on our faces and got out of the car as quickly as we could. The plan was beginning to go into play, and we were excited. Uruha grabbed my arm and whispered what I was supposed to do in my ear. I had already known so I brushed him off and let him walk up to Kai’s door and knock as loud and dramatically as he had wanted. Ruki knew something was up the moment I began laughing like an idiot, and decided to try and get away. Luckily I was able to catch him and keep a firm hold on him and Reita before either one could run off.
“You aren’t going anywhere.” It was time for them to be paid back for all the stupid things they’ve done to me over the years. Before either one of them could say a word, Kai was at the door squealing like a little girl. I’ll be honest and say I kind of expected a response like that, but not for just looking at Uruha.
“Hi, Kai-san!” Uruha yelled, wrapping his arms around Kai tightly and hugging him as tightly as he possibly could. “Aoi and I missed you so much that we decided to come see you, and since we wanted to thank you for curing our sex addictions, we wanted to thank you properly!” Where was going with that was beyond me, but I was willing to go along with anything.
“Thank me properly?” Kai hesitated and looked over at me, and I could literally see him shudder.
“Hai! Come with us and we’ll tell you all about Bokki Satsu and our distaste for sex.” And that’s how we ended up in Uruha’s house with three victims and grins on our faces. I believe you know what comes next.