Capitol One credit cards: not patriotic enough?

[contamity]

Dear Capitol One,

I definitely applaud you for your choice of patriotic credit cards (Lady Liberty, American Flag, and Eagle (clearly patriotic, clearly unwavering) but I find myself wondering, as someone new to the credit card world and eager to display his Intense Love of America on a credit card, is Capitol One providing me with enough

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[saffariah]

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[whore_able]

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[smeagolrox]

This is so absurd and magical that it's not even offensive. I love you so much.

[narfanator]

Why yous gotta be hating on the Armstrong? 'Foo stomped the Moon, for America!

[contamity]

I pity the foo' who think it weren't Jesus!

[piraterawr]

you're swell.