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[consultcriminal]

[Lady Gaga is playing in the background. Loudly. Jim's doing a little dance in his chair.]

This song. I have no idea what the appeal is but I simply can't stop listening to it. Listen. I'll play it again. [He reaches off screen and starts it over and turns it up. Enjoy that for a while, Barge. Then he takes pity and turns it back down.]It's

Comments

MR. GAGA FAN, COMING OUT

[paradoxlol]

I prefer Bad Romance.

JIM APPROVES OF THIS

[consultcriminal]

Yes, well, that is another one I enjoy. But I have to stay with the classics. Pokerface and Love Game.

[paradoxlol]

I have to admit, I never liked Love Game much.

[consultcriminal]

[Tsk, tsk.] Just Bad Romance? Limiting.

[consultcriminal]

Lady Gaga! She's simply divine.

[consultcriminal]

Oh. You must hear her other songs. [And he sets about playing Love Game for him.]

[so_meretricious]

Dear Lord, what is that racket?

{ABBA is one thing, but this...this is something else.}

[consultcriminal]

Oh, but it's wonderful.

[so_meretricious]

Wonderful is hardly a descriptor that I would employ.

[consultcriminal]

Well, hm. What would you use?

[text: private]

[byronicsherlock]

Why?

[text: private]

[consultcriminal]

Because I can now.

[text: private]

[byronicsherlock]

What would induce me to play with you instead of against?

[text: private]

[consultcriminal]

Because even by playing against me, you're still playing.

The people here have such wonderful powers, don't you think?