♥

[flockingjustice]

[ Falkner goes on lap.

React accordingly. ]

Comments

[waterwaiter]

[this is totally normal!! 8Dc] Well, hello there.

[flockingjustice]

[ afjdskjgdf //// ] ... Hello, Cress.

[waterwaiter]

And what brought this on, if I may ask? [he'll set aside his book to better be able to pay attention to Falkner. Hi waifu. ♥]

[flockingjustice]

[ h-hi hasubando ] I'm... not quite sure, actually.

[feelourwrath]

[WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN]

Can I help you?

[flockingjustice]

[ yes you could tell us WHY WE ARE DOING THIS

Falkner gets up and off as quickly as he can. ]

M-my apologies.

[feelourwrath]

That's quite a greeting, Falkner. [i can't get to my desk to read these things--] Is this your idea of a distraction?

[flockingjustice]

It wasn't my intention. [ though if it distracted you we can consider this a success as long as it doesn't backfire-- ]

[scytherfirst]

[sdjhfgh adjfdhsjdkfgl] Um, F-Falkner? [DID YOU NOT NOTICE US SITTING HERE, O-OR...?]

[flockingjustice]

[ why does this chair feel more comfortable than nor-- oh. H-hi, Bugsy. For humor, let's say that for whatever reason Falkner can't get up! Doesn't that sound like fun? 8) ]

I-I don't know what I was thinking... I apologize.

[scytherfirst]

[HIS LEGS ARE BROKEN HE CAN'T GET UP]

It's okay! No harm done. [....so then, if you don't know what you were thinking.... why aren't you moving?? ;A;] ...Um...

[flockingjustice]

[ Don't worry, he's trying to move! But as soon as he tries a sharp jolt of pain shoots up him, causing him to wince. ]

... I can't move.

[eatoffourbodies]

[oh

okay]

HI HONEY I LOVE YOU.

[/LICKS FACE]

[flockingjustice]

[ sdfjghkfdhgjkHDGJKBHSDF

we are off that lap in like two seconds ]

[eatoffourbodies]

[NO POD REFUSES

He clings to Falkner's legs.] BUT HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOUR ASS.

[flockingjustice]

Y-you don't need to tell me that ever! [ SOOOOOOOB ]

[justhitjackpot]

[/SHOVE]

[flockingjustice]

[ OW ]