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Eusine | Pokémon Special

[hark_a_suicune]

♥

[hark_a_suicune]

[LOOK, EVERYONE IS STARING AT THEM
ARE YOU JELLY PEOPLE
YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU
IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE THERE'S A WEIRDO HAVING DINNER WITH A POKÉMON
BUT OKAY LET'S DO THIS
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS TERRIFYING BECAUSE WHAT IF HE GETS YOU SOMETHING YOU CAN'T EAT
HE IS THE SUICUNE EXPERT BUT ALAS SIGHTINGS HAVE BEEN TOO RARE TO DETERMINE SUICUNE'S FAVOURITE FOOD
WOE IS HIM]

♥♥

[legendyouwanted]

[TOTALLY THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL

WELL

HE CAN HELP YOU OUT, MAYBE

OPENING THE MENU AND LAYING HIS HEAD ON THE GIANT SALAD DINNER OUGHTA DO THE TRICK

THEY HAVE THOSE AT FANCY PLACES RIGHT

WHATEVER IT LOOKS DELICIOUS

ALSO PASS ME A BREADSTICK THOSE ARE FUCKING AMAZING]

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[hark_a_suicune]

[SO NORMAL. THE NORMALEST.

WELL, WHEN IN DOUBT HE WOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE SALAD BUT YESSS SUICUNE DECIDED THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY
(THEN AGAIN EVERY DAY IS THE HAPPIEST DAY WHEN SUICUNE IS HERE)
LET'S ORDER THIS
HE'LL PROBABLY ONLY EAT A FEW BITES BECAUSE WHAT IS APPETITE BUT
IT DOES LOOK DELICIOUS
OH YES ALSO SOME FINE WINE AND DELICIOUS PURE WATER (IT BETTER BE THE PUREST, WAITER 8| ONLY THE BEST FOR SUICUNE)
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A NICE DINNER WITHOUT A DRINK

... OH SURE HAVE A BREADSTICK
JUST
DON'T NOM ON HIS FINGERS IN YOUR EXCITEMENT TO EAT IT]

♥♥♥♥ I'M SORRY I'M LATE

[legendyouwanted]

[EUSINE PLEASE DON'T MAKE A FUSS IF IT ISN'T THE PUREST

SUICUNE CAN PURIFY IT

REMEMBER?

IT'S ALL COOL MY BRO

BUT THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR HIM LIKE A BRO

-- OH MAN YES YES YES BREADSTICK IS THE BEST HE WON'T NOM ON YOUR FINGERS BUT HE WILL GIVE THEM AN APPRECIATIVE LICK AFTER HE'S GOT IT DOWN HIS THROAT

MOSTLY TO LICK OFF THE FLAVOR BUT WHATEVER]

♥♥♥♥♥ IT'S ALL COOL, I'M A SLOWPOKE REMEMBER

[hark_a_suicune]

[BUT YOU ARE IN A FANCY RESTAURANT YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LIFT YOUR LITTLE FINGER TO GET WHAT YOU WANT 8(

... SDADFZGHFAH HOLY HO-OH NOT WASHING THIS HAND EVER AGAIN
OR MAYBE HE WILL BECAUSE HAVING YOUR HAND PERPETUALLY COATED IN SALIVA IS KIND OF GROSS BUT
SUICUNE YOU CAN LICK HIM WHENEVER YOU WANT WAIT THAT SOUNDED WRONG]

♥♥♥♥♥♥ OKAY BUT I'M A SLOWBRO, HAVE I MISSED ANY OF YOUR OTHER TAGS BTW?

[legendyouwanted]

[8( THAT DOESN'T APPLY HE HAS NO FINGERS

WELL GOOD

BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO LICK YOU ANYWHERE EVERY DAY, EUSINE WHOOPS

ALSO WHERE IS OUR FOOD IT DOESN'T TAKE THAT LONG TO PREPARE A SALAD DOES IT

WHATEVER SUICUNE WANTS TO KNOW IF EUSINE WANTS TO TALK OR ANYTHING]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEN I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A SLOWKING 8U and nope, I don't think so |D

[hark_a_suicune]

[IT'S ONLY AN EXPRESSION, SUICUNE 8(

WILL YOU LICK HIS LONG... HARD... FANCY CANE
ALL GENTLEMEN HAVE ONE, THEY USUALLY SHOW IT OFF IN PUBLIC WHEN THEY'RE BEING PARTICULARLY CLASSY

IT'S A *FANCY* SALAD THOUGH WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE UP TO IN THE KITCHEN
BUT LOOK THE WAITER IS COMING WITH SOME APPETIZERS
SUICUNE DO YOU LIKE CANAPÉS
...
BUT YES CHATTING WITH SUICUNE WOULD BE THE BEST
BUT
UH
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND A LICK (BA-DUM-TSH) OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 8( WHY HASN'T ANYONE INVENTED A POKÉSPEECH TRANSLATOR
MAYBE HE SHOULD CREATE THAT SOMEDAY]

9-3

[mr_neutral]

Eusine... are we really going to drive past everything in Johto like this? You're the native, not me.

[Kinda want to...you know, see and learn about the place.]

[hark_a_suicune]

Exactly! [Well, he's actually from Kanto, but he probably knows Johto better than most Johtomen. Aren't you glad he took time out of his busy schedule of being mind-bogglingly awesome to show you around? I bet you are.] Which is why I'm directly taking you to the best landmarks!

[Seriously Touya, why would you even want to visit places that aren't Ecruteak
Everything else is boring
... Fine, fine. Not boring. Definitely not as interesting though.]

[mr_neutral]

[Well he's totally cool with Ecruteak! Just...Goldenrod looked like a lot of fun too...and Azalea interesting and... )': ]

Well Ecruteak is a pretty big land mark, so that's cool.

[SO FAR his temper is low, Eusine! That is an amazing thing.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Maybe he'll stop elsewhere if you pester him enough on the way back, but... Shhh, only Ecruteak now.]

It's such a fantastic city, charged with history! I'm sure you will love it!

[AND HE WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING. Except the things he's not allowed to visit, I guess. Unless...]

... You know, maybe I can even get us inside the Bell Tower.

[Provided Morty is home and he doesn't mind you two wandering around a sacred place. Which he probably does since he refused the last hundred times Eusine asked, but shhh he'll totally sway his best friend's mind this time. He got in before anyway, take that Morty! ... though it was unintentional and he was too busy saving Crys/the day to sightsee. Being a hero is hard, it's hard and no one understands.]