[THIS IS KANJI. THIS IS KANJI TRAPPED IN THE BELL TOWER. DON'T ASK HOW HE GOT THERE, HE HAS NO IDEA HIMSELF. THIS IS KANJI SURROUNDED BY FIVE MILLION GASTLYS AND HAUNTERS. SEE KANJI RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE. IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY--OR IF YOUR INSIDE THE TOWER, YOU CAN HEAR HIM SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.]

WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE GHOSTS, DAMMIT?!