Egregiously Erroneous Information

[muses_mistress]

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Mord’Sith
Seekers

So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

Comments

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[alorarose]

Answer: Everyone in the Midlands is a Confessor. It's the way genetics works!

Question: Why is Verna so awesome?

[confessoralana]

Answer: Because she passed on the hat. :D

Question: How could Verna stand leaving the fountain of immortality just to come and find a brat admittedly with striking figure but really?

[muses_mistress]

BEST ANSWER YET!

4/50

[alorarose]

Because she actually hated the idea of eternal youth and likes her face much better now.

How much wood could a woods guide chuck, if chuck was a woods guide at all?

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[confessoralana]

None because woods guides don't really go chucking, or he would ask for a wood cutter. (The reply is not required to make sense much like the question. 0:) )

How awesome a Mother Confessor would Kahlan be?

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[alorarose]

As awesome as Charlie brown is at football

What does Shota really see in her vision water thing?