I come up with facebook statuses from time to time that would:
a) offend 1/4 or more of my fb friends
b) qualify as TMI
c) reveal the spiteful and malicious side of my nature
d) bore people to tears
e) all of the above

So here's the solution. I'm going to post them here, with the new tag "fbfail" for my hearty and forgiving LJ friends. Stay tuned

Those of you who are friends with me on facebook know this already. My twin sister Amy has died. It was brutal, bloody murder. She was shot 4 or more times by a mentally ill person - her partner's sister. The murderer had visited my sister's house for more than a week, going to movies, playing video games, enjoying pizza and going out to dinner. ( Read more... )

I woke up in the middle of last night after a dream ( Read more... )

1 or 2 cans corn, drained ( Read more... )

2 large yellow onions (saute in a few tbsp olive oil ( Read more... )

I was at a britney spears concert for some reason. I was walking around backstage, high above stage level though. There was a little apartment with a fully stocked fridge, there was a desk and chair, etc ( Read more... )

In my dream, I was visiting my best college pal who was going to get married. Relatives and friends were arriving from all over to visit. Before the large group of people arrived, my friend took me aside and smooched me on the couch. I've never met his fiancee (IRL, only GF) but I think she walked in near the end of the smooch and was pissed. I ( Read more... )

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