last night, i dreamed that i accidentally drowned my hamster... and then i imainged that my grandparents mysteriously came back from the dead, via a time tunnel
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Most of my strange dreams (the only ones I remember) involve bizarre things happening to sex organs. I can remember one where some dude with a penis made out of fried chicken wanted me to fellate him. Another (this one in the series of incredibly morbid dreams I had in the two or three nights leading up to September 11, 2001) included me lying dead in a forest with a punctured scrotum, my testicles unraveled like little balls of yarn.
I don't remember my dreams very often, but when I do, it's usually because they're like that. Eeek.
on that noteconcrete_femJune 17 2004, 23:06:59 UTC
i had a rather lengthy conversation yesterday about testicles. according to my informant, those bad boys can disappear and get stuck (if you play with them in the wrong way). someone he knew got his ball stuck when he was 12 years old, and it wasn't retrieved until he had surgery 10 years later. apparently, at that point, it was the same size as it was when he was 12..
i used to not have any dreams when during my infrequent afternoon naps; but when i do; they are the weirdest lemme tell ya.
yesterday for instance i had three separate dreams..i remember only two, though. also weird how my dreams have become queer ;P
in the first one, a gorgeous girl is giving me a back massage while were were sittin' on a fake moon or in a bubble of some sort. it is very delicate and reminds me of the Little Prince. she later ends up stealing my cell phone; but she is so sweet i let her ;x she also screws up my passport and stuff.
in the second one i'm living w/my parents in multiple bungalows that we've been building. one of them even has a steinway & sons and glass covering and bookshelves. anyways, i get dressed for a drag party as the Mask of Zorro; i even have long hair ;P then ppl from around break into our garden and start a barbecue while my father is sittin' readin' his daily newspaper..
...well i remember a dream where i was trapped in a dirt hole in the ground with someone i couldn't see and then two people like creatures in this catsuit covered in sequins and masks covered in sequins came down into the whole and they helped us out... pointless but i remember it like it really happened
i had this dream last night where todd and i were living in a car, and we would wake up in the mornings to kids tapping the windows and laughing. then suddenly there was another couple that lived in the car too. todd asked me real nonchalantly to marry him, and i said sure, then the other couple said ok, and i was stuck getting married to all 3 of them.
i think my dreams are very thinly veiled and that my subconscious really likes to tease and poke fun at regular me. it's a bit uncomfortable.
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I don't remember my dreams very often, but when I do, it's usually because they're like that. Eeek.
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i hope you don't dream about THAT tonight
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yesterday for instance i had three separate dreams..i remember only two, though. also weird how my dreams have become queer ;P
in the first one, a gorgeous girl is giving me a back massage while were were sittin' on a fake moon or in a bubble of some sort. it is very delicate and reminds me of the Little Prince. she later ends up stealing my cell phone; but she is so sweet i let her ;x she also screws up my passport and stuff.
in the second one i'm living w/my parents in multiple bungalows that we've been building. one of them even has a steinway & sons and glass covering and bookshelves. anyways, i get dressed for a drag party as the Mask of Zorro; i even have long hair ;P then ppl from around break into our garden and start a barbecue while my father is sittin' readin' his daily newspaper..
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pointless but i remember it like it really happened
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i think my dreams are very thinly veiled and that my subconscious really likes to tease and poke fun at regular me. it's a bit uncomfortable.
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