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[computer_boy]

AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) - After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody

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[missus_paul]

Hey, we saw all that riot stuff all over the news here. They made a day of it, lol. I was like, OMG! I already heard about that from a PERSONAL SOURCE, hahahaha.

[computer_boy]

You're welcome for the heads up before CNN/Murdoch tweaked it. ;)

[karibu]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I can see Adelaide AND Moncton - all in the same shot!!! HOT DAMN! I'll just fucking SWIM there!!!!

OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!!

[computer_boy]

*chuckle*

Not so far now. ;)

[xandri]

FUCK! Why does Perth have to be on the wrong side than me?!?!!$%#!

[xandri]

And get Howard the FUCK away from my state!!@! >:O

[computer_boy]

Too late. He moved over.

[tanathir]

I love Australia.

[computer_boy]

And Australia loves you. :P :)

[tanathir]

It kinda looks like a lumpy heart there just east of the New England seaboard...