When you get visited by your folks for extra food and things, you hardly expect gigantic fruits and vegetables.
It was: "Attack of the Mutant Bananas from Planet Y...!" (Planet X was already copyrighted.)
I have digital imagery of the resulting behemoth binocular banana shots! Behold!
This massive mutation is measuring:
Metric: 21 x 5 Centimetres!
Imperial: 8.2 x 2 Inches!
These pictures have ZERO photomanipulation:
Freud: "Sometimes a banana is just a banana."
Measuring the banana twice to make sure it's still the same. Typical male practice.
*Cue stripping music.*
"We're under attack by a giant mutant two-headed banana, fused mid-section!"
Goes lovely in a triple decker sandwich. You want peanut butter and jam on your half Elvis?