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[componere]

[ The Dreamberry's video flicks on, focusing on Joshua who is lounging on his stomach on the bed, book laid out before him. His expression is a cross between sheer boredom when isn't it? and utter amusement. It's a strange combination. ]

Hmm~ [ And he flips the page and then begins to recite, ] 'Intimacy is a form in which two people share

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1/IDK XD

[ifeelsoepic]

[Great, Josh is using is Dreamberry for some reason. What's he going to--]

[ifeelsoepic]

[Wait, intimacy? Wut?!]

[ifeelsoepic]

[Where the hell is he reading that fro--... Oh shit. It's that book he gave him isn't it?]

[ifeelsoepic]

[Ugh FML FML FM-- The book talks about sexual attraction too?!]

[chose_death]

Excellent that you are familiar with the basics. Is the lesson over?

[componere]

Not quite. There's still.... [ Pause, opening the book to glance at the amount of pages. ] four-hundred and six pages to go, actually.

[chose_death]

So you will recite it all? [arches a brow] Best get my evening coffee before you continue.

[componere]

Either that, or start a book club. [ Another lame shrug, and cue the sarcasm ]

I don't see why I shouldn't share the pleasure of reading a book such as this.

[sarcasticmoment]

I feel so enlightened.

[Do you hear that, Joshua? That is a sentence dripping with so much sarcasm, it could drown kittens in an instant.]

[componere]

[ Not the kittens. Oh, he hears it, but he doesn't care too much and he's flipping to another page. ]

Oh? Already? There's still another ten chapters.

[sarcasticmoment]

Really.

I think I'll pass on hearing them, because unlike you, I apparently have things that actually need my attention.

[Yes the kittens. The kittens forever. Damn the kittens. B|]

[componere]

[ They didn't do anything to you, man 8| Don't be like that. ]

'Apparently'? You don't sound too certain.

[sleepygold]

Intimacy-A euphemism for having sex.

Commitment-Something men are frequently afraid of.
Proposal of this will most definitely end a relationship.

Love-A chemical that infects the brain rendering a person part retarded.

I hope that answers 'ya questions.

[componere]

[ He's resisting the urge to smirk right now ]

Very informative and succinct. Thank you, Miss...?

[sleepygold]

[A quite robot voice snaps in automatically.]

DEN2 AKITA NERU

...

Yea, that's ma' name.

[She really wishes her programming would stop doing things like that.]

[componere]

[ He's going to pretend he got that for both their sakes. ]

What an interestingly unique name.

[circusmisfit]

[This is why Gareki needs a facepalm icon. Reeaaaally badly.]

If you read garbage like that, keep it to yourself.

[componere]

[ Oh hey, he vaguely remembers you, brat. So have a unfazed, 'clueless' look. ]

Hm? Actually, someone gave it to me.

[circusmisfit]

Next you're going to tell me that you're just spreading the joy of learning.

[componere]

I suppose I don't have to speak at all in this conversation, in that case.