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[completereverie]

Me: Dad, I told Brian I had the equivalent in cash, but he won't let me use his credit card.
Brian: Damn right I won't.
Me: What do you want me to do, Dad?
Brian: Tell him why I won't let you use my card!
Me: Brian isn't letting me use his card because I ate his sandwich.

Comments

[___battlefields]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Eff it. eat all his sandwiches!!! <33

[givemetheghost]

this made me laugh really hard. :)