[Twenty-Fourth] Monster Vanquished

[compactcrucifix]

[Accidental audio post]--anything you desire. But I would not have our love be hidden away, like the desert rose, and wilt for want of light. Would that I could sing it to the highest palace spire

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[valentineluke]

Aren't we the poet today. Please, do go on.

[compactcrucifix]

My wooing is not for your ears. Announce yourself in future, you startled me.

[valentineluke]

I do apologize, but you were doing a public recital.

[compactcrucifix]

It was accidental, I assure you! [throat clearing] This device... took me by surprise.

...Are you a spy of the Sultan's??

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[diditforthelols]

[compactcrucifix]

...Ensure this is kept a secret. Please. If you would.

[diditforthelols]

Uh... Sure, dude. Whatever.

[compactcrucifix]

Thank you, young one. Is there some way I could repay your silence?

[somekindofsin]

Please tell me you're cursed.

[compactcrucifix]

Only with that divine passion Allah grants to all forbidden romance. I will come to you soon, and shower you with gifts.

[somekindofsin]

Van Helsing, you're supposed to be Roman Catholic! That was about me? Is the curse effecting you emoti

Ah, that--well, it really won't be necessary, but thank you.

[ooc: Strikes are many kinds of not there. ♥]

[compactcrucifix]

Unnecessary? My flower, you have always been so neglected...

Please do not think I cannot afford it. I have been saving faithfully.

..Perhaps it is gifts of a less material nature you are after..

[ooc; XD Poor Carl, oh god.]

[arthurhellsing]

...

Poor Arthur. ;-;

[compactcrucifix]

I do apologise for the...inconvenience. I was not aware of this small metal spy.

He's just speechless. ^^;

[arthurhellsing]

Uh. Right.

XD He should be backing away slo-o-o-wly.

[compactcrucifix]

I believe we have not met. I am Gabriel van Helsing, guard of Sultan Jinette's harem. And you are?