FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY: 25 April, 1992
Dear Cousin Mafalda,
Fred is very sorry that he We are very sorry about your hairy flea infested furbag beautiful, Annual Magical Creature Fair prize-winning Persian hairy oversized rat kitty having had one of Dr Fillibuster's finest stuck up it's got itself accidentally into an accidental accident with one of our toys. We are highly amused terribly sorry, and next time we visit, Fred Geor we will take every precaution that it will not happen again.
Mum is threatening us with certain death also extremely sorry, as she feels it's entirely her fault for forcing us to join her in such a boring visit she should have recognised the familiar stench of smouldering fur potential for such an accident, and insists that she we pay for any vetinary bills that have been incurred.
If you like, on our next visit we can subject your darling pig-faced feline friend to some experimental hexes magical pedigree animal training, which we are both extremely interested in after reading the Magical Tortures book in the library qualified to do.
We personally don't see what the problem is, as the cat looked like it had something stuck in its arse even before we used the firework why you should undergo any more surgery inconvenience after what we did, so our sincerest apologies to you, and we hope that Cuddlepaws is not having too traumatic a time.
We made up some medical jargon checked Hallwagger's Dictionary of Magical Cats, and she says that many feline species can re-grow lost mangy fur in an extremely short space of time, due to the magical properties of it's coat. You should be grateful it wasn't your bloody wig we torched. So Cuddlepaws could still be eligable for this years Most Unusual Feline Odour Least Attractive Owner Best of Breed award! We wish it the very best of luck having to live with you!
If you should purchase any more scabby, diseased and vicious beautiful, delightful, friendly pets, then George and I would be all too happy to find a sack and a river sit on them for you. We would consider it our utmost DUTY to protect any of your possessions with our very LIVES.
May both of you live long, flea ridden and overly hairy lives.
In conclusion, we can only reiterate our insincerest apologies and hope promise it will not happen again.
love vomit she gives us money sometimes! regards,
Fred and George.
Fred is very sorry that he We are very sorry about your hairy flea infested furbag beautiful, Annual Magical Creature Fair prize-winning Persian hairy oversized rat kitty having had one of Dr Fillibuster's finest stuck up it's got itself accidentally into an accidental accident with one of our toys. We are highly amused terribly sorry, and next time we visit, Fred Geor we will take every precaution that it will not happen again.
Mum is threatening us with certain death also extremely sorry, as she feels it's entirely her fault for forcing us to join her in such a boring visit she should have recognised the familiar stench of smouldering fur potential for such an accident, and insists that she we pay for any vetinary bills that have been incurred.
If you like, on our next visit we can subject your darling pig-faced feline friend to some experimental hexes magical pedigree animal training, which we are both extremely interested in after reading the Magical Tortures book in the library qualified to do.
We personally don't see what the problem is, as the cat looked like it had something stuck in its arse even before we used the firework why you should undergo any more surgery inconvenience after what we did, so our sincerest apologies to you, and we hope that Cuddlepaws is not having too traumatic a time.
We made up some medical jargon checked Hallwagger's Dictionary of Magical Cats, and she says that many feline species can re-grow lost mangy fur in an extremely short space of time, due to the magical properties of it's coat. You should be grateful it wasn't your bloody wig we torched. So Cuddlepaws could still be eligable for this years Most Unusual Feline Odour Least Attractive Owner Best of Breed award! We wish it the very best of luck having to live with you!
If you should purchase any more scabby, diseased and vicious beautiful, delightful, friendly pets, then George and I would be all too happy to find a sack and a river sit on them for you. We would consider it our utmost DUTY to protect any of your possessions with our very LIVES.
May both of you live long, flea ridden and overly hairy lives.
In conclusion, we can only reiterate our insincerest apologies and hope promise it will not happen again.
love vomit she gives us money sometimes! regards,
Fred and George.