I think Dumbledore blocked that bludger for me. All I heard back was a suggestion to make some new friends.
*scowls a bit* I hate the damn Registry. Filled with bloody old-fashioned wizards who like to suggest locking oneself up for the entire week surrounding the moon, and if you happen to lose the key, well it'd probably for the best anyway.
Make me what? Get new friends? Or lock myself up that long? Either way, they can't, not unless I fail to keep myself a safe distance from humans. Since in this case one came to me...well, like I said, thank goodness Dumbledore stepped in, else I don't think they'd've landed on my side of that sharp edge.
*wibbles* Don't cry! It's gonna be okay! It's not as dire as it sounds, honest! Dumbledore just thought a letter of severe regret would help to keep me out of big trouble. *hugs back*
But if you read between the lines, what it really says is, "I completely apologise for even thinking of existing." How can you not cry about that? I'm sure the Headmaster has his reasons, but still...
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That is so brilliant!
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So glad you're amused, Mr Weasley. You make me feel rather like Father Christmas.
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But...but surely that wasn't his intention? It wasn't Black's intention to have you kill Professor Snape?
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Wah! Poor Remus! *cuddles tightly* He won't get punished, will he? I don't think I could bear it!
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*scowls a bit*
I hate the damn Registry. Filled with bloody old-fashioned wizards who like to suggest locking oneself up for the entire week surrounding the moon, and if you happen to lose the key, well it'd probably for the best anyway.
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They can't make you though, can they?
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Make me what? Get new friends? Or lock myself up that long? Either way, they can't, not unless I fail to keep myself a safe distance from humans. Since in this case one came to me...well, like I said, thank goodness Dumbledore stepped in, else I don't think they'd've landed on my side of that sharp edge.
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