An April Fool to Remember

[sopdetly]

Seems like Loki has targeted us as his victims for this year's April Fool trick, and the boundry between universes has melted away! We discover how life may have been if things had been different; we see other versions of ourselves; we meet people we never thought we'd actually get to chat with ;)

communiquills and hex_files are all mixed together! Have at it

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[batbogey_hex]

*smiles broadly, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed*
*comments to no one in particular*
It's just one of me today, I think.

[batbogey_hex]

*ignores his look, going on nonchalantly, expression innocent*
Just, I've run into Sirius and I've run into Fred. While I'm not entirely sure what the odds are that they'll join forces or something, it would be nice to know that at least one of my brothers won't get up to any mischief.

*winks at him, obviously teasing*
What d'you think?

[twolions]

*eyebrows raise*
Are you saying that Sirius is one of your brothers?

*innocently*
About what?

[batbogey_hex]

*giggles, shaking her head*
Don't be daft, Bill. It's the twins' birthday today, remember? Fred'll want to get into all sorts of... tom-foolery or something.

*steps away from leaning against the wall to poke his nose in reply*

[twolions]

Oh! The twins. Yes. I dare say they will. I saw McGonagall with very pride-ful hair. But I think she got the best of Fred since he looks like he the bastard child of Mum and a kilt.

*snaps his teeth, catching her finger and tugging gently at it*

[batbogey_hex]

*raises her brows at this, then laughs as she realises*
Oh, yes. Those hats of his. *pointedly* My hair was blue earlier. You should have seen it.

*squeaks in surprise but doesn't jump away, blinking at him when she sees what he's doing*
...erm. Bill.

[pussinpink]

*smiles widely*

And I think we can all be glad of that, Miss Weasley. There are certainly quite enough of your kin to fill in the gaps.

*loffs youuuuuu*

[batbogey_hex]

*holds back a grimace as Umbridge speaks to her, smiling innocently instead*
Oh, yes. I was just saying how interesting it would be if there were 14 of us Weasleys running about. Don't you think?

Hee! *looooves you back* This'll be fun, as I'm not entirely sure how Ginny reacts to Umbridge. ♥

[pussinpink]

*doesn't bother to hold back a shudder*

I can think of nothing more distasteful. Though, I suppose that really isn't true. At least you are all completely human.

*frowns, a glint in her eye*

Aren't you?

It'll be interesting!

[batbogey_hex]

*expression falters at her last comment; finds it quite difficult to maintain her cool at the moment, but keeps her smile in place, tight*

*lightly, a touch of ice*
I'd have thought that a Ministry official in such a high position would know about what happened that night at Hogwarts.

Ooh, it's on.

[pussinpink]

*blinks*
I'm afraid I don't know which night you're talking about, girl. There are so many when the students were allowed to get out of hand when I was, lamentably, unable to intervene in an official manner.

Oh damn, I didn't even think of that! She's gooooooood. This is why I don't let her play with others very often -- I always feel dirty! *hides from Weasleys*

[batbogey_hex]

*forces herself to refrain from reaching for her wand, just because she's that annoyed*
*just shy of mocking Umbridge's disgustingly sweet tones*
A pity, really, that you couldn't intervene. I would have liked you stand between Greyback and my brother. The results would have been somewhat more pleasant.

Aww, but I'm sure my Weasley likes you! And heee, Umbridge knows just what to say.

Oh! And replies will take a bit, as I'm babysitting and currently hiding from little boys right now. ;)

[pussinpink]

*lightbulb dawns*
Oh. That incident.

*tsks*
My dear, intervention need not require putting oneself in danger. And when humans taunt animals, the consequences-
*cuts off quickly, shaking slightly*
*screeches*
You're mother's a tramp who can't keep her legs together in times of financial stress!
*flees as fast as her stubby legs will take her*

[batbogey_hex]

*fingers of her right hand twitch*
You're calling it an incident, are you?

*listens to her with as much patience as she can muster, then blinks when she starts screeching*
*flushes with anger at her words, wand in hand when Umbridge starts to run away*
*stares, then considers it: she's really not that difficult of a target to miss*

*smirks, aims a Tripping Jinx to send her on her way*
And you're a cow. Cheers.

"You're mother's a tramp who can't keep her legs together in times of financial stress!" = BEST. I'm laughing so hard. XD

[pussinpink]

*yelps and falls flat on her face but bounces right back up and continues scuttling away*

XD It's funny 'cause it's true! Glad it went over well!

[serpent_lord]

Are you sure?