MYRTLE MASON: 15 May, 1943

[outofthetoilet]

Left for Tom Riddle at his regular place at the Slytherin table. Charmed using hair from article stolen unknowingly borrowed from adressee so that anyone other than addressee who might attempt to open envelop will suddenly develop a horrible burning sensation in his or her eyes, left nostril, right breast, or left testicle.

Dear My Love Dearest

Comments

[synodic_pup]

Can you just stick a comma after the month? :D And you're off the moderated list, so from now on your letters will just post! :)

And non-modly... *giggles crazily* Oh Myrtle. *sigh*

[outofthetoilet]

Done and done!

She's soooooo sweet creepy devoted.

[synodic_pup]

Lovely, thank ye!

She really is. *snicker* I'm not quite sure yet how to have Remus approach her, so for now you just get me ;)

[outofthetoilet]

Woo hoo! I get YOU!

[len_mckinnon]

:raises an eyebrow:

Oh dear.

Hee! Len might not be impressed, but I love Myrtle :b. Well done :D

[outofthetoilet]

*sighs*
*clasps hands to heart*
*dreamily*

He is, isn't he?

She's hopeless, really. Thanks!

[len_mckinnon]

:both eyebrows raised:

No, love. That wasn't quite what I meant. I...aren't you worried you're making yourself look a bit...saft? Just a bit, yeah?

Yeah, Len's really not impressed. Because she carried herself with SO MUCH DIGNITY where Ted was involved, ahem. She's also decided to sound REALLY Birmingham today. As you do.

[outofthetoilet]

*still in her own little world*

*waves hand about, as if to brush off comment*
Not at all.

*sighing again*
Don't you just love his....everything?

Yeah, Myrtle has NO shame. She wants him!

[serpent_lord]

*despite himself is somewhat impressed by the particularly nasty security charm she used*

*reads the letter, something a bit stronger than disgust and annoyance flashing over his features, gone as quickly as it presents itself*

*looks over to find Myrtle watching him and favours her with a long, slow smile*

PS I want to see Myrtle call Minerva a 'Scottish Harpy' to her face! *dies* This letter is excellent!

[outofthetoilet]

*squirms in her seat, alone at the end of the Ravenclaw table*

*wrings her hands*

*bats eyelashes at Tom's smile*

*giggles behind her hands and ducks her head*

She doesn't have a death wish! Wait...

[serpent_lord]

*whispers something to his friends, grinning*

*rises from his spot at the centre of the Slytherin table and walks over to Myrtle*

*gestures to an empty place next to her*

*very politely*
Do you mind if I sit down?

[outofthetoilet]

*smooths hands over robes*

*grins brightly up at him*

*shakily gestures for him to sit down, knocking over a glass of pumpkin juice*

Uhhh...s-s-sorry!

[foreverwidow]

*slowly touches her fingertips to her forehead (because a Zabini doesn't make a common facepalms) and sighs*

And to think you were in Ravenclaw too...

[outofthetoilet]

*confused*

Huh?

[ladyblack888]

Uh.... In what timeline should we have this? Madeleine's, yeah? With Myrtle in the U-bend?

[outofthetoilet]

The timing is fine. Myrtle just doesn't understand what she's on about. she sees nothing wrong with her actions.

[lefthandstars]

*warily*
You wrote that letter?
What did you say to him?

[outofthetoilet]

*sighs*

Yes!

We're going to study and take a walk.

*sighs*

I knew he'd come around.

[lefthandstars]

Tom?
Come around to what?

*doubting it*
Are you two going to together, now?