LUNATICS AND VERY LARGE COATS...

[commonfreak]

It would seem there is a correlation between raving lunatics and very large coats. Usually the voluminous over jacket of a lunatic comes stuffed with many seemingly random objects.

Comments

[thirdkraytwin]

hell no. change your name to a weird inexplicable symbol immediately.

[commonfreak]

No. You're still a VLC wearer at heart.

making a macaroni picture

[dumud]

fugginehman
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Re: making a macaroni picture

[commonfreak]

In fact, I'm sure I've got some macaroni in the kitchen somewhere...

[anonymous]

Mine will fit roughly 4 bottles of scrumpy (a hockey stick or two?), amongst other things. Family Heirloom Large Coat.

I'm very proud of it.. for its scrupy-toting capabilities, mostly.

SB

[commonfreak]

I had one referred to as the Angry Loner Teen Massacre garment that could fit over a dozen beers. I woke up on a couch one morning and it was gone. That was when I lost all faith in the world.

[commonfreak]

I'm sure my old one could have fitted a couple of circus midgets, if they were also contortionists. Although why I would want to carry around circus midgets is best left unexplained...

[anonymous]

Mine will fit roughly 4 bottles of scrumpy (a hockey stick or two?), amongst other things. Family Heirloom Large Coat.

I'm very proud of it.. for its scrumpy-toting capabilities, mostly.

SB

[jentoots]

I love everything about that post.

Is there a female equivalent? I'm noticing a rapid rise in angry 14 yr old feemos (female emos) sporting ridiculously over-sized army style boots? Size of shoe = size of chip on shoulder/ability to gun down innocent bystanders??

I bet you could atleast squeeze a hip flask in a shoe that big. More research is required.

[commonfreak]

I saw a feemo and her malnourished boyfriend trying to staunch out a lone homie outside i-play last week.

As Serra is fond of saying,

YOUF AT RISK!

[jentoots]

tee hee, youf.

Why do the angry girls always have such puny boyfriends? Is it so they can beat them?

[commonfreak]

To be fair they were both pretty malnourished looking. Both of them were looking for trouble and they seemed to have a problem with this homie type guy. They had this sort of emo/bootboy look going on.

White supremacist emos? The mind boggles.

To his credit the guy who they were trying to step out didn't take the bait, even though he could have easily trounced both of them with a half-hearted slap. Fuckin' hell, I could have.

"I just wanna have a nice game of World Of War Craft with my crew bro. Youse are both fucked ay."

I just stood there in the background sniggering.