voice;

[commarogue]

Safe to come out yet? Cause uh, no par lay voo, got it?

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[the_dawnster]

Psshh, like you have to par lay voo anything to have a little fun anyway.

[the_dawnster]

Bottom side as in the underground bottom side?

[commarogue]

[ Yes. ]

Nope. Just the seedy side of the overground. Bars and all that.

[the_dawnster]

Find the fun in a seedy bar? Meet anyone... special?

[commarogue]

Yeah, his name is Jason and we're gonna get married and have like 10,000 babies.

[the_dawnster]

Really??

[Pause.]

Oh. Not really. Okay then.

[commarogue]

Yeah, sorry. Never gonna be really. But you, you'll have all that crap, right? Not like you're sans man-company around here...

[the_dawnster]

I have Aya.

[And that gets a silly grin out of her.]

[commarogue]

And you two were made for each other.

[ Yes, maybe Faith pushed him around a little. Maybe she was checking to see if he's good enough for you! And will break his legs if he turns out to be more her kind of guy and hurts you. Maybe. ]

Or whatever.

[the_dawnster]

[Dawn is unphased by the 'or whatever'. She suddenly can't stop smiling.]

He kind of was made for me. Which is totally weird cause guys never go for me. They go for Buffy. So I don't get it really but I don't really mind not getting it as long as he stays with me.

[commarogue]

Look, me and B. We got the superchick thing going on. But you? You got the quiet librarian thing.

[ Yeah, this'll be the best advice ever. ]

And guys are so down for that. You're hot, and you're smart. Plus you're kind of kick ass, so. You pretty much shouldn't ever worry about that crap.

[the_dawnster]

The quiet librarians only get the girl in 'The Music Man'... just thought I'd point that out.

But... thanks. It just seems kind of like it could end any day now... cause things always go wrong with me, you know. I'm sure you've heard the Dawn horror stories from my sister when you co-slay.

[commarogue]

Not sure what that is, but you don't even have a clue. Which is probably part of the appeal, come to think of it.

There was this guy I knew when I was in high school, went for the thick glasses and braided pigtail thing? Yeah, this one time he had me take this big long yard stick, right?

[ This is the moment to interrupt Faith's Inappropriate Story Time, Dawn. ]

[the_dawnster]

Ohmigod Faith, did you play naughty teacher??

[You get the nose wrinkle of doom.]

[commarogue]

Why? You need tips? It gets boring kinda fast, though...

[ Yes, at this point she is just teasing poor Dawnie. ]

[the_dawnster]

I might need tips cause I've never played anything like that. It sounds like it could be kind of fun though.

[And she is completely serious, however.]