video;

[commarogue]

[ Dark broadcast = the Underground. Faith's face = confused and scrunchy-nosed. ]

Hey, somebody...uh. There was something I needed to ask you.

[ The video shakes violently as Faith gets tossed into a wall, and then produces a slab of beef from her bag. ]

Stupid vamp-- there's my steak. You got it coming to you now, bitch...

Comments

[valentineluke]

Voice;

[whattingawhat]

Uh...Faith...I'm...just don't die. I'll be right there.

[And she's going to run because this doesn't bode well.]

Voice;

[commarogue]

I'm fine! Just a little off my game. Reign in the control freak, B.

Voice;

[whattingawhat]

Because barbeque is what you should be worried about right now.

Voice;

[commarogue]

Sorry, guess I'm not following. What's taking you so long, anyway?

[likeboudica]

I am not certain whether it is the same in your world, of course, but-- as far as I am aware, vampires do not react adversely to meat.

[commarogue]

[ So confused about that actual English you keep speaking. What are you even actually saying? ]

Huh?

[likeboudica]

I do not think that a steak will scare the vampire away.

[commarogue]

That's what you use to kill them, everyone knows that.

[totallyinaband]

Isn't that gonna, you know, just make it hungrier?

[commarogue]

Yeah, cause you're the expert vampire slayer. Like a vegetarian would know...

[totallyinaband]

Hey, I make no claims at being an expert. You'd just think the bloody raw meaty thing might not really put them off.

[commarogue]

It's a steak. Kinda the classic way to kill these things. Jesus, what's wrong with everyone today?