I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[commander_bitch]

* Bagel sits on Yzak's lap
* Bagel nuzzlenuzzle ♥
Yzak: :: giggles at the bagel~ ::
* Jennifer sees Yzak getting all fresh with that donut over there.
Bagel: ..... DONUTS?
* Bagel dumps
Yzak: ... HEY :(
Bagel: Other bagels are one thing, BUT A DONUT?!
Yzak: at least the donut is sweet.
Bagel: ...oh you whore.
Yzak: the donut doesn't /judge me/.
Bagel: YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME, DID YOU
Yzak: I did ... once upon a time.
Yzak: :: dramatic wind. ::
Bagel: ......what happened to us, yzak? we used to be so perfect together.
Bagel: I remember when all we needed was a little cream cheese and soft candlelight.
Mytho: Yzak has strayed to Krispy Kreme's whorish embrace
Yzak: Things changed.
* Bagel sobs
Yzak: I needed more than just that!
Bagel: Why couldn't you just tell me?
Bagel: I would've done anything for you!
Yzak: More than just the warm, toasted touch of your bread.
* Bagel sobs brokenly in the corner
Bagel: I hope you're intending to pay child support.
Yzak: ...
Yzak: what
Bagel: Yes.
Yzak: are you having bagel bites
Bagel: I'm pregnant, Yzak.
Yzak: ... DD:
Bagel: BE A MAN. Take responsibility!
Yzak: YOU WERE THE WHORE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO USE PROTECTION.
Bagel: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU COULDN'T FEEL MY WARMTH QUITE THE SAME WAY WITH A CONDOM.