what has two thumbs and bought a $70 shotgun last night?

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this is mainly for the friends of mine from early 2000 (i think?) when i was in that terrorism class in college...the one where i learned that KFC was (in 99 i think) the number one terror target

they're climbing the ranks again

yay for kfc?

it seems my ability to drink otherwise unpleasant things is coming in handy

i think this coffee is from yesterday

and i KNOW that it's the same temperature as the counter (not two blue for interrupt) it was sitting on

rats

one of my fellow office-dwellers has a white board up in her cube where she writes little motivational comments

today's is "do what you can with what you have where you are. -FDR"

the question is as follows:

Should I ask JJ about how she feels about Donald Rumsfeld?

area man "Just askin'."

how long does one leave public-domain treats at work before one has seconds?

THEY'RE PECAN PIE TARTS

i need help

this situation is alien to me

GOD i hope _sterno_ doesn't find out about this
i'd be SO embarrassed because he's such a douche

are lame

you all have been just as boring as the rest of this DREADFULLY DRAGGING day

damn

..that i've been cleaning out my coffee cup by pouring my 7up PLUS into it during lunch?

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