I hate medical briefings. I know I don't have post traumatic stress disorder or malaria or any other crazy after deployment shit, but after getting drilled about their effects and symptoms for two hours, you start thinking maybe you are stressing out. But as soon as you get out of the building you realize that it was actually the briefing about ( Read more... )

Almost done. California is practically on the horizon, and all I have to do is weather this last fucking week. Its crazy that its one piece of paper, probably just one signature, keeping me out here in the land of neverending country music.

I just got promoted again. Sweet.

And now for my mandatory drunken post. I highly advise only drinking Bacardi 151 if your intent is to get throroughly fucked up. You feel it going down even after you've gotten pretty thrashed, and it just keeps workin its magic. I smuggled a flask into a strip club because I was headed out with a couple of over-21 buddies, and at some point the ( Read more... )

Well, Zak used my opening joke, but I'm taking it back. I hope everybody had a Happy Turkish Flag Day yesterday, or Iranian Flag Day, or whoevers Flag Day it actually was yesterday. I try to be multicultural, but I have a hard enough time even caring about US holidays ( Read more... )

What am I going to do with my life? Its insane how one choice, no matter whether you know its going to be important at the time, can alter every decision and every goal you have lined up on your path. There are so far three choices that dictate everything I do, and I vehemently hate that they conflict. They all fulfill some important facet of my ( Read more... )

Well, Virginia got nixed. The only way to go now is just to go without a pass or anything, and I'm too close to going home to risk getting fucked up for doing something stupid. If I'm not back to seeing Jess and Zak and everybody else soon, I'm gonna go postal.

I'm so damn randy, its obscene.

Today has been a pretty fucked up day. I really don't even feel like bitching at this point. Yay for pointless posts!

Bleh.

Me and a select few of my fellow soldiers just pulled off a dangerous but worthwhile mission: smuggling JD into a movie theater. I don't think a single person in the theater could've mistaken us for sober. A flask falls, clanks against the floor, and after the uncomfortable silence I hear "Hey! You dropped your Skittles!" If there weren't only ( Read more... )

Yesterday. Was. Fucking. Insane.

Tailgate barbeque, w00t
Skateboarding for the first time and only falling once, w00t
Free beer, w00t
Stumbling for a pizza run, w00t
Finally getting a massage, w00t

This fucking hangover... boo

Hey ( Read more... )