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[coming_clean]

last night at the bar i ran into a girl i'd met briefly once before.

"Hey I know you!"

Yeah, we met a jason's, right?

"Yes. You're name is Noah. Teen Wolf Noah."

Teen Wolf? Cause of my beard or am i abnormally hairy?

"Uh, cause of the beard"

Comments

[collin4136]

anytime anyone drops an 80's reference, let alone a Teen Wolf one, you revel in it.

[khalepatakala]

You're still less hairy than I am. And Chas. I think.

That said, some girl today compared me to an orangutan. So at least I've got that going for me.

[jrobert_11]

i'd say b/c youre smelly

it's time somebody told ya