Yesterday was too busy to update, but let me tell you:

I drive home on auto-pilot now. I don't even remember what happened between backing out of her street and pulling into my driveway.

What are all those people doing driving around at midnight? Where does somebody have to be in the middle of the night?

Computer engineer
Software/Multimedia programmer
Acoustic physicist
Cartoonist
Dinosaur researcher
Commercial artist
Genetics/Evolutionary science researcher
Dad
Writer (of any sort)
Musician (of any sort)
Unemployed Drifter

Now I just have to choose.

Colored pencils are the weapon with which I will attack everyone in the heart.

Wait, all my homework's done? ... what am I supposed to do now?

I'm back!

Remember that lunch lady who stuck her tongue out while she served you your breadsticks with cheese sauce (or, if you were one of those kids, meat sauce)?

Also, remember how much the french fries tasted like soap, but the tater tots tasted like deep-fried bliss?

UMS was a good part of my life.

Oh, and also:

A period of serious unproductivity must be followed by an equal period of uber-productivity.

-David's first, and newest, law of motion

Sometimes art spills uncontrollably from my fingers like blood, flowing outwards beautifully, as I watch on happilly unable to do a thing about it ( Read more... )

This violent cold has thrown my life into some much-needed disorder. I haven't felt this disorganized in a long time. Hell, I can't even remember if I have homework tonight! Ha!

I'm going to bed.

Pull as hard as you want, you can't sink me when I'm so buoyant.

I can't believe it. I've achieved my ultimate goal in life. My journey is over, the Holy Grail is won. I'm no longer an amateur, I've hit Professional Expert level. Universities the world over will seek me out for my accomplishment, throwing full scholorships like confetti. Then, of course, will come the Nobel prizes. I think God may even give me a ( Read more... )

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